Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML
Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML
Today, I was woken up at 5:15 AM to the lovely sounds of my cat barfing in three different places on my bedroom carpet. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
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Wiringify 22
She wanted you to be the first to see it.
DocBastard 40
Most guys like pussy in their face. This...not so much.
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Comments (260)
SportsKnut 8
There spreading!!!
zombiekitten87 12
Lol cats are weird. But yay kittens!
jaredofmo 22
Aw, how precious! Yes, that is slight sarcasm. Sorry that your cat chose such a weird place to give birth... Most of the cats my family had would do it in a private place.
Eorlas 31
Should have had her spayed; the world does not need more kittens with how many are waiting to be adopted, and for all the ones that are abandoned to the streets.
rncannon 18
Not necessarily. Some people who want an animal should get it from a young age so it can be raised a certain way. People can't always take in animals off of the streets due to feral behavior. Those animals have to be captured and put in special foster homes to be acclimated to the environment prior to adoption.
tisvana20 6
It's true. Cats go feral faster than any animal.
olpally 33
You gotta be kitten me! :D damn, that's more pussy then I've ever gotten...
Pussycat86 18
That sure made me giggle! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
InfiniIII 6
Aww :3
webmoocher 7
That's awesome!!
Kasse 4
As tho goes against all knowledge of cat birthing habits, I would hazard a guess that this FML is fake.
outoftown 27
Awww ... kitty liked your face better than her birthing box. (You did make her a birthing box, right?) Or was a first-time mom and wanted you close. Congrats on your new family ;)
doodlecloud 27
I think if my cat was pregnant and giving birth I would've stayed up to make sure she and her kittens were okay...but hey, I guess that's just too crazy and selfless these days.
amandarrr 3
No one said the op went back to sleep..
doodlecloud 27
Who said anything about going back to sleep?! I was talking about the fact that she went to sleep in the first place - she must have known the cat was pregnant and was due. They display specific behaviours when they're getting ready.