Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
Febreze time
Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in practically every room of the house. She had then rubbed her butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I tried to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML
Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Human! Come quick!
Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
Welcome home!
Today, my new subletter moved in. Within 6 hours, one of my cats took a dump on her pants. I freaked out, lit some candles to hide the smell, and threw her pants in the washer. When the cycle was done, I found her cell phone at the bottom of the washing machine. FML
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arachnophile 13
Actually it sounds like the cat DID have a pretty good idea and found a soft, warm place to do it. Linens can be cleaned. At least it wasn't your couch or carpet. Congrats on the new kittens!
Sunflower1919 19
At least they're white so you can bleach the hell out of them!
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dimerneckel 22
Don't leave your dryer open with clothes in it! It's a good way to get stuff in your clean clothes. Anyway, that sucks that they are so bloody now.
MrsDruidess 23
better yet dont be an irresponsible pet owner. Spay and neuter your pets people.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
How is it irresponsible to not spay your pet? The OP didn't say that the cat having kittens was a problem, just the location where they had them. It is entirely possible that the OP wanted the cat to breed and have kittens. They may have set up "play dates" specifically to allow it to happen. You don't know. The only way it is irresponsible to not spay your cat is if you 1) actively don't want and can't support them having offspring or 2) you let your cat wander around outside where it could decide to have "play dates" of its own.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#75 I would argue that UNLESS you are an ethical breeder working to further whatever specific breed you choose (and I mean with show-quality cats or dogs that have already proven themselves in the ring, that they are top specimens of the breed, have had genetic health testing done, etc), then you are irresponsible for breeding your cat. Breeding your cat or dog just because you want puppies or kittens? Instead of breeding your cat for that, spay and neuter...then go adopt kittens from the shelter. If you decide to breed your pet-quality animal, you may not directly be putting your kittens into a shelter if you can't find homes, but you are making it that much harder for the animals that are already in shelters to find homes. Some of those cats and dogs have been in shelters for years. They don't deserve to live in a cage for the rest of their lives; if people would just fix their pets and adopt from shelters occasionally, the pet population problem would hopefully get under control. I also have no problem with buying a pet from reputable breeders; that doesn't include "designer dogs" like labradoodles, which are just overpriced mongrels. (I have nothing against mutts; I do have something against the breeders of these dogs who claim they are designer breeds to scam people out of money). I'm sorry this is so long! I also am not making any judgments about OP in this because no one knows their situation.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
That is assuming that the person in question didn't want the kittens that were born. I know a two separate people one with six cats, the other with eight and it's because they bred their cats and kept the kittens. They both have huge, huge homes. Quite a bit of money and all of the cats have their various shots and such. Also just to look at this from the animals perspective, how would you like it if a giant cat or dog decided you should be neutered since, well, there are plenty of unwanted children in orphanages. If they want to be responsible they can always adopt one of them. Don't get me wrong, it sucks that so many animals are in shelters but not everyone wants a shelter cat. There are some people who can't deal with the emotional issues the animals often have due to why ever they were in the shelter in the first place. There are others who want specific breeds for temperament issues. Then there are the people, like one of my friends there, who feel that if you are going to force multiple critters to live together anyway, then it should be momma and her babies, not a random mix who may all hate each other.
xXxGraveStonexXx 20
at least there's cute kittens
jacqui_matznick 17
You say you weren't judging or making assumptions, but that is ALL you did. And maybe the cat wanted babies? If you think they shouldn't be around to breed when they want then you shouldn't be able to either. Let's take you to be spayed or neutered, today.
Rababco 29
#75 That's kind of how I feel too. If people are willing and able to take care kittens or puppies and find good homes for them, then there's no reason why they shouldn't breed their pets. If the kittens or puppies find good homes then they shouldn't add to the animals in shelters. People also have the responsibility to only get a pet if they can take care of them and not take them to shelters if they can't; they should do everything they can to find another home for their pet if they can't take care of them for whatever reason. Both our cats are mixes that came from people who had pregnant cats. One of them came from a farm like place where the kittens had lots of room to roam and the people took care of them all, including putting a lot of money into one kitten with health problems and spaying or neutering the kittens (our cat was already neutered when he adopted him, which was nice). I do think that most owners should spay or neuter their pets because they can't or won't deal with the responsibility of kittens or puppies. If they are a breeder and breeding pure-breeds then I think they should be more careful though because health problems are common in pure-breeds that shouldn't be passed down through genetics and people pay good money for a pure-breed.
iSativa 24
Pink* towels ;)
caleb_ohs 8
Perfect comment lol! Idk why people would down vote this.
kirbs19 37
Pink towels and kittens?! Win win!
Sunflower1919 19
At least they're white so you can bleach the hell out of them!
patrickalamo 48
One of life's bleachable moments.
Scryll 17
Whatever, who cares? You got freakin kittens now.
clemscott 10
Ha like she's going to keep them. They'll end up getting put down.
touch_the_sky_77 22
^^ You obviously have never met a dedicated cat breeder.
TheGolfGTI 24
What a catastrophe.
arachnophile 13
Actually it sounds like the cat DID have a pretty good idea and found a soft, warm place to do it. Linens can be cleaned. At least it wasn't your couch or carpet. Congrats on the new kittens!
cheeeksss 29
I was about to say the same thing! If I were that cat, I would've done the same and not regret it. I hope you are stoked about your new kittens, OP. Because kittens are ******* adorable.
zgomon 10
Lol. Cats don't give a ****, why would it regret anything to begin with #8
iluvpeanutbutter 22
or on the back seat of your convertible... which is what happened to my dad when his dog gave birth (despite having set up a gorgeous whelping box)
Classy_Sassy_15 15
At least you noticed when you did. And didn't accidentally run the dryer......and you know, kill them.
Chibicase 19
Omg I just realized that death was avoided here!!
exoticwaved 9
Well at least it wasn't on your favorite business suit. Hope the kittens are healthy!!
MrSassypants 34
Well, just pass the towels off as art and make millions. Seriously, some crazy stuff passes as art.
sexypvc24 10
That's disgusting
xninix_fml 36
@32 no it's art :p
iwanttogotoparis 26
At least it wasn't on your bed, my dog decided to do that once...
brittaaany_93 38
I've had a cat give birth on my bed. Not pretty at all.
Rababco 29
That reminds me of the episode of Full House where the dog gives birth on Jesse's bed and he was freaking out and yelling, "why did it have to be my bed?!"