Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML
Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML
Today, I was woken up at 5:15 AM to the lovely sounds of my cat barfing in three different places on my bedroom carpet. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
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Wiringify 22
She wanted you to be the first to see it.
DocBastard 40
Most guys like pussy in their face. This...not so much.
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Comments (260)
TrippingOnAcid 29
This made my day. ^w^
smitherz22 1
Oh my god vomiting
Ms_Jessie22 8
The ****** does not dilate during labor, the cervix does.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Life happens. The cat must really trust you to give birth that close to you.
krewer21 1
Cats choose a safe place to birth their litter. Niiiiice!
jsrain 1
Maybe that will teach you to spay your cat
cfoz13 1
So did you move the cat, or did little kittens start falling on your head? I mean it would be gross, but you probably don't want to move the cat while it's birthing right?
nursejohio 8
YDI for being irresponsible and letting her get knocked up!
damnu 3
Maybe the father was a gentlecat, and was serious, had a good paying job, bought her flowers, drinks and dinner. Or maybe it was just another of these bad black leather wearing cats with their noisy bikes. Did your cat introduced him to you ? Did the boy ask for your cat's paw ? We wanna know everything. Signed : aristocats
Mandybruin 15
LOL @ 105! Nice. :)
disney_blonde 16
Should've spayed her.
pu_ccca19 10
Stop whining. man up and eat some pussy (;