Today, while walking down the hall of my old school, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. Behind the faculty parking lot where I parked my truck, two students were having sex on my tailgate. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, while I was driving out of the student parking lot I saw people laughing. Then the old security lady yelled for me to stop. She told me my books were on the top of my car but one had already fallen off. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw all of my school papers flying everywhere. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, my first time having sex was in the back of her car in my university parking garage. We went for hours with people walking all around us not noticing, because we fogged up the car after a while. While I got out, I noticed my best friend with the biggest grin taking a picture of me getting out of her car. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Top comments
josh7279 7
You must have a nice truck.
OmqDummyxD 7
Ah young love.
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Comments (156)
josh7279 7
You must have a nice truck.
IAmNotAnAnimal 9
He has such a nice truck, it makes people want to ****.
beccaishereyay 11
Thanks for explaining that
Inheritance 10
They noticed it was a V8.
sharksfan48 13
Aaaannnndddd 32 kills the joke....
tehyaxd 4
17 - You're annoying.
bootyful86 7
You're annoying
beccaishereyay 11
52- why??
gc327072 31
52- but 17 is better looking, thus granting her 1 extra chance to make a better comment. So hush. And 17, don't blow your chance.
jhicks123 10
It's a type of engine...
Inheritance 10
Agreed with 56 and 48 I neglect to see this 'joke'. So where is it?
tehyaxd 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
66 - Sorry for not being more attractive. Enjoy your day.
SenselessPattern 12
90 - Apology accepted. Self-Asshole status for today = Achieved
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I didn't want to get involved but eh couldn't resist. Why would you get annoyed by someone else's comment that doesn't include you in it whatsoever? There's a thumb button for a reason.
mr_torch91 1
You should have just walked up, got in your truck, and floored it.
Ajwc101 24
Why are you such jerks to her?!
GrAmCrAcKeRzz 3
Why are you guys arguing over the Internet? Seriously you don't have any friends that you'd have to come on the Internet and fight about someone's unfortunate event? If there should be any fyl going around here, it should be your own ******* life. Peace you little piece of shit dickwad.
SmokingUnicorn 8
"Exactly where you don't want to look, where you never want to look. The corner of your eye."
sux4u121 10
122, in case you didn't notice, you are arguing on the internet.
TheOnlyX 11
122 - Do you realize you now are arguing over the Internet about arguing over the Internet? Good job, and I love the added profanity that you thought would help your statement.
Bball_boy15 3
113- it's the internet what do you expect? Rainbows and unicorns?
valalvax 13
125- Who reference, right? It reads like DW
SmokingUnicorn 8
Yes it's a Doctor Who reference c:
Chaosaiyan 6
There are a lot of those too.
Jenny246844 21
wow.
Welshite 40
Impressing, thrilling, enrapturing, astounding, awed, fascinating, enamoring, enthralling, etc... See, I can do it too, but that doesn't mean it makes much sense.
unknown_user5566 27
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I love World of Warcraft! ;)
expertsmilee 26
Wow and enTHRALLing without even trying
dsbs 9
If you had a keychain remote you should have set off the cars alarm haha
Fairclough 8
Maybe they thought Optimus Prime (the truck) just wanted a little action?
OmqDummyxD 7
Ah young love.
astoryofroses 9
they must be wannabe rednecks
missamazinggg 12
What does being a horny teenager have to do with being redneck?
gc327072 31
Because people in urban areas are too classy to show PDA. Haha I love logical fallacies.
astoryofroses 9
because sex on a truck is a Texas thing. I live here, I know
AlexRen 21
Ah young love making.
siickman 7
74, thats because you all only own trucks...
BossPathfinderGM 14
74, ON a truck is not. IN a truck is the thing. Spacious interior, good mood music, or in the bed under the stars.
heygirlie777 21
51- if they WERE rednecks, we would redneck-ognize it.
Axipiter 24
103... Don't EVER quote that shit again, lest fiery wrath be rained 'pon your head from th' heavens.
dalilpanther 5
69- Wouldn't
dalilpanther 5
Ugh, I meant to ask a question that I realized the answer to and accidentally clicked send. Sorry about that useless comment.
mikeofthunder 13
It's okay, Shane; rest your weary head now.
WrongRomance 11
The doors must have been locked.
KiddNYC1O 22
I see what you mean but why would they waste time trying to see which car is unlocked?! Aha.
jarockstar27 10
Somebody was getting some tail on your tail gate! Ha! Did you tell any of the teachers?
gc327072 31
'Cause all they could think about, was gettin it oooooonnnnnnnn
journeytotheend 16
Break some teeth
JerryH 9
Agreed
gracehi 33
Time to turn the hose on those animals!
jelly713 19
Seriously! Or OP can go inside their car quietly & honk once they're in!
traveler_ghost 12
GUY: hey lets do it on this guys truck GIRl: ok people are so horny these days
shadowsorel 15
I saw two teens banging in my mom's yard during vacation. You'd think they'd stop after they've seen me...
sirsquab 12
"these days" Right. Only "these days."
mikeofthunder 13
78 is right - just look at the 60's.. Teenagers weren't necessarily havin sex on other peoples' cars, but the hippie movement? Those were wild cats!
theannak 7
I hope you taught those kids you do not **** with someone's truck...or **** ON someone's truck.
lacespace 8
That's using your resources for optimal pleasure purposes. Remember the days in mom and dad's house? You do what you can, when you can. Truck+boner+dress=fate