Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML
Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML
Today, I was woken up at 5:15 AM to the lovely sounds of my cat barfing in three different places on my bedroom carpet. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
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Wiringify 22
She wanted you to be the first to see it.
DocBastard 40
Most guys like pussy in their face. This...not so much.
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Comments (260)
mr994 7
Welp, that'll be a story to tell the grandkittens!
desertpunk75 11
YDI for not noticing your cat is almost ready for labor. I noticed when my dog was in labor.
damnu 3
"Spay your cat, spay your cat, spay your cat", enough of that. There's plenty of homeless people and we don't cut off your balls huh ?! I'm lucky my cat had her kittens during the day, so I wasn't wake up, and ready to help her, and even if she didn't give birth in my bed, she made them sleep in my bed with me at night when she needed to eat and so. Cats are smart you know, and whatever she was asking for help or just found the warmest place in the room, she just knew you would be here for her.
Shilokitten666 19
Congrats on the new kittens but FYL for her giving birth in your face
katie1989 9
Regardless to wether these kittens were accidents, or planned, it was PURE IRRESPONSIBILTY. Kittens get put down every day because they dont have homes. I am a vet tech and have had to look at a box full of kittens, in the eyes, and euthanize them because shelters are full. That is burned on your heart for life. You may have found homes for all the kittens you just produced, but that just takes away homes for kittens that are already homeless and hungry. YDI because youre an idiot. Spay your cat or keep it inside for heavens sake. Your cat doesnt belong outside, where it will shit in my garden and scare the crap out of me when I slam on my breaks to save its life.
Cigar 11
I'm so sorry that you have to "clean up" after cruel, ignorant people.
rinkagamine_fml 9
It is not the responsibility of good pet owners to clean up the mess of irresponsible pet owners. Some people breed purebred cats and plan for these kittens. How do you know that this isn't the case? If you're so amazing, why don't you go adopt some cats and kittens yourself? (And yes, I do own two cats taken directly from the street.)
Cigar 11
See my comment #120. I'm involved in animal rescue. Adoption, fostering, transportation +
katie1989 9
I have two rescue cats and three dogs. I foster kittens every year. People breeding pure bred cats wouldnt wake up with one in their face.
umyeahh 13
That's what you get for not spaying her:)
donut_gurl 8
shes a cat going through labour, its no easy task. she was looking for some comfort. if you didnt want your cat to have babies you should have got her spayed.
brand0n93 5
Bad kitty (Eric cartmen voice)
LolPieRofl 11
Woah thats disturbing
_krystallynn_ 11
ahh, the miracle of birth:)