Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML
Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML
Today, I was woken up at 5:15 AM to the lovely sounds of my cat barfing in three different places on my bedroom carpet. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
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Wiringify 22
She wanted you to be the first to see it.
DocBastard 40
Most guys like pussy in their face. This...not so much.
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Comments (260)
Tolarie 13
Strange... Cats don't usually choose faces to nest for their kittens
Tuffley 7
Super cute! That means that she wanted you to be there! Most cats try to run away and/or look for a quiet place, where they think they can't be found, to give birth :)
mysticshroom 2
plop, right in the nearest river. problem solved.
sproutfirez 3
BEST WAKE UP CALL!
santel_fml 8
Gross
False_Stupidity 42
She loves you how cute
CarouselHeart 11
That is SO GROSS, but I still laughed. XD
joethebiden 8
Somehow that's adorable. But then again I guess you didn't listen to Bob Barker's sound advice.
DaisyPink 6
Aww, she needed you. She was scared, probably.
Epikouros 32
Some of these commenters should be spayed. Or at least have their preaching glands removed.