Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
Today, I got a new cat. It was fine for a couple of hours until it gave birth in my kitchen. The seller claims to have no idea that it was pregnant. Now I have to take care of 7 cats instead of 2. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in practically every room of the house. She had then rubbed her butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I tried to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbour's six hamsters. My cat got in the room and opened the cage. I came home to no hamsters in sight and a very satisfied looking cat. FML
Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML
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Top comments
MrConcise 35
If only it was your neighbor's cat instead, you could've multiplied your rates with each kitten that popped out.
LittleBells 17
Give her the first kitten that came out and see how she reacts
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Comments (47)
WhackTheJackal 22
That's bad timing, hope he doesn't remember it for long.
katieemerr 15
It would be easy to get the child over it, in a couple weeks time when she can come over and see all the cute little kittens and play with them ?
slingerslasher 24
He was referring to the pregnant male cat.
thatnucca 36
Not a pretty site... Poor little girl...
Ichiya 29
But fml isn't a pretty site.
JKPwnage 27
sight*
Emma1562 35
No my cat had a kitten in front of me but I thought it was a beautiful sight, it's the miracle of birth.
MrConcise 35
If only it was your neighbor's cat instead, you could've multiplied your rates with each kitten that popped out.
victoriaescobar 10
Cats don't give birth that fast though...
razoray9 22
Maybe so but even the start of it can traumatize a young kid
RBW_Slave 9
The miracle of birth!
ohSNAPyall 27
...could become her first memory.
Sudokori 13
Cats, gotta love em.
LittleBells 17
Give her the first kitten that came out and see how she reacts
ghosthuggers 4
Luckily she's 3, so if you do something really interesting right after that, she'll forget all about it
PennyLane27 32
Name one thing that could possibly top that? Dora's not gonna cut it!
egeiro 11
No...Not Dora, "Thomas" would be better suited for such things.
salespeople123 6
Be happy the 3-year old experienced the miracle of life
Senorangelo 10
Well the baby forgot what happened 3 years ago..