Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML
Today, my cat has made a habit of waking me and my husband up every morning by meowing in front of our bedroom door until we get up. This morning, I finally got her to stop, so I went back to bed hoping to sleep in for a while… Only to be kept awake by my husband’s snoring. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
Today, my cat was incessantly meowing trying to get me to wake up and feed him. Because it was 6 a.m., and I'd hardly slept at all last night, my brain decided that the best solution to get him to shut up would be to hug him. The result was a normally docile and lazy cat giving me a nasty scratch next to my left eye. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
Today, my housemate's cat began meowing at 2:15am. After about 10 minutes of continuous caterwauling, it finally shut up. Almost immediately afterwards, a car with thumping bass music pulled up to idle in the street right outside my window. FML
Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML
Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML
Today, I was doing homework in my room when my roommate started meowing all of a sudden. Not only was he meowing, he started to make loud cat noises that resembled a cat being run over by a car. He's gonna be my roommate for the rest of the year. FML
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Eir_fml 1
Meow.
13BlackCat 2
coming from someone who has three cats... that is no surprise. that is such a cat thing. i love this story. it brightens my day
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Comments (43)
Eir_fml 1
Meow.
Trevv 0
Damn cats.... that's why I hate them. but whatever who cares what I think right? FYL indeed, OP.
tylahgrace 12
how is this a fml?
luvtheknot 6
Because OP must hate cats and the stupid meowing noises they make then they find the little ****** next to them
Dashelle 25
He loves you!
j_e_m_8_8 0
haha hilarious..cats are soo weird hahahah
13BlackCat 2
coming from someone who has three cats... that is no surprise. that is such a cat thing. i love this story. it brightens my day
Sofa_King 0
cats are cute :))
spitfire921 0
that is so cute that sounds like something my ex-boyfriends cat buster would do to his old roomie XD
nonstopsand 0
I would crap my pants! Something out of a Steven King movie. I hate cats!
o_x_fml 7
Some cats, like mine, can open doors.
LiveLoveLife_fml 0
Ahaha dogs are better ;) lol jkjk my opinion. Anyway, just tell your room mate (If she's there) to get the cat out or something. Or take it out... cat's are annoying w/ the meowing.... haha
mattmalin11 0
#4 is right: "The Grudge 4" Some person rolls over and that little black cat does what it did in the FML and then the little grudge boy or the grudge lady kills them.
allisawk 0
LOL freaky. I love cats though. :)