Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML
Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML
Today, I was woken up at 5:15 AM to the lovely sounds of my cat barfing in three different places on my bedroom carpet. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
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Wiringify 22
She wanted you to be the first to see it.
DocBastard 40
Most guys like pussy in their face. This...not so much.
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Comments (260)
unknown_user5566 27
That would freak me the hell out... what an image to wake up to. Shocking as it was, I'm sure you're excited about the kittens (assuming you were expecting them)... congrats!
simonsaysYDI 8
Haha, that reminds me of my Grandmas cat. Vanished, not pregnant. Came back and had the litter that night. Was a tad shocking =P.
anythingmustbe 18
Ahhh the miracle of life magical yet gross.
JJJJJakkkkeee 6
If it was her first litter maybe she was a little frightened and wanted to be as close as possible to the one who cares for her.
jewelia13 12
This. Hope to God OP took care of the cat during the process instead of going "OMG, gross!" and throwing the cat out of the room.
Hurbel684 10
Yo dawg, I heard you liked pussy so we put some pussy's pussy in your face so you can look at some pussy's pussy while you're looking at ******* coming out of the pussy's pussy.
lovepandorasaver 11
Well done sir haha
cmb8280 24
That's a lot of pussy
amandarrr 3
You win the whole Internet
KiddNYC1O 22
X-zibit's(sp?) the man.
slickchrome 11
U derserve a medal
TrentFairburn 3
Cat-ception
shawnaishere 14
More like pussy-ception
Hurbel684 10
Thank you, thank you all! :p
Steffi 26
Maybe because your face was warm? :L
WhyAmUHere 19
Were they cute?
lardinmybum 1
Shut up you sissy metrosexual wanker
lardinmybum 1
Shut up you sissy metrosexual wanker
GothicAngel17 24
134- Did you make an account just to try and troll? Because it's not working.
GothicAngel17 24
Wtf, my comment ended up in the wrong spot again.
bestnameright 14
More pussy the better ;)
pokefan813 16
Well that's a quick cure for morning wood. *assuming OP is a male*
unknown_user5566 27
Regardless of gender, I'm sure that sight would stifle anyone's desire to get frisky. Eesh.
kelissa_fml 16
You don't get turned on by pussy?
lovepandorasaver 11
Duuddde, can you take care of these for me, I need to take a nap. j/k op grats on the cats.
echosaints 5
The cat was either like "look! I'm giving birth!" or "hey hey wake up wtf coming out my ******?!"