Today, I saw one of my favorite hockey players in public. I had met him once before, and to my shock, he remembered me. I was pretty excited until he started talking to his friend in French. He didn't seem to realize that I'm fluent in the language. He basically called me "ugly psycho bitch." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, it was my first day at school in the United States. Being from France, my French accent is really strong. After being made fun of all day, I met someone from Montreal. I was so excited and said, "Parlez-vous Français?" And his response? "HUH?!" FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML
Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML
Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML
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canadienne 1
i hope you said something back to him in french lol
TheRiceMonster 0
What hockey player was it?
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canadienne 1
i hope you said something back to him in french lol
Reyo 2
^This This is technically a FHL since he decided to be rude under the impression that you couldn't understand it. My sister, who's fluent in Spainish, had some Hispanic coworkers who would regularly talk bad about people under the "you can't speak my language/understand me" card. From what she's told, it feels pretty damn good to tell those people off in the language they think no one else speaks.
Sun_Kissed18 25
I am very excited to do this :) I plan to become fluent in spanish anyway so that will be fun! I already try to understand their conversations but they just speak so damn fast >.
DameGreyWulf 1
Actually, I keep quiet, because then it feels like I'm spying.
UrbanerMezei 0
Who was it?
purplepandaz 0
it does! tht happened to me once that some Japanese jerks were saying how everyone was so ugly with weird cloths and hair (when their the ones that were different in OUR country) then not only did I tell them off in japanese, but I told everyone around us what they were saying. needless to say, they didn't talk like that anymore! XD
loto_fml 3
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You probably did something that gave off the impression that you're an "ugly psycho bitch." YDI.
IMTHEGREATEST 0
i agree completely. if you did something psycho and bitchy enough that he remembers you, out of all the fans he's ever met, you deserve it. also, ydi for speaking french
TheRiceMonster 0
What hockey player was it?
sharon_ellj 0
Tsk, tsk, tsk... That is really mean but considerate enough to actually say it in another language he thought you didn't understand.
JanisEvans 10
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So I take it you've been stalking him, creeper? YDI!
playmymusic90 0
wat does YDI mean? i'm not sure...
SpaghettiCat 0
YDI = You Deserved It
Alihb 16
you deserve it
go_rangers 0
marc-andre fleury? he sucks anyways.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
seeing him and the Penguins take on the Panthers tonight. It should hopefully be a good game.
go_rangers 0
I have to say... go panthers! Even though they beat my Rangers the other day... i hate the pens more. :). Enjoy yourself, I wish I was going to a game soon.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
The funny thing is most of the people I am going with are huge Penguin fans, so this is gonna be fun.
go_rangers 0
Oooh, you're not?? even better! :).
hman1025 17
LGR!
daaydaay 0
I Hope you tell him that he was "un connard qui croit qu'il est le seul à parler français sur terre."
MouseyN 0
Did you just suggest he's the only one who can speak on French soil?
SidneyCrosby 0
REALLY DOUBT IT WAS FLEURY.
Marjojo_fml 0
"You're a bitch / *****. Shut up **** off"
MattC13 0
Probably was.
infamouskilla 0
Nah, I've met Fleury several times. He's one of the nicest guys I've ever met, famous or not.
Antivirus_fml 0
OP, go die.
wowthatsucks5 8
what the ****?! why?
Horcruxer 0
Haja
WretchedOnyx 29
You have issues bro.
perdix 31
Quelle dommage (too bad), Alanis.
Halti 4
legend
flgirlwguitar 2
Eh, it's not so bad. Hockey players can be nice guys but they can also be a bunch of stuck up jerks. I happen to work for a hockey team.