Today, after I decided to see what would happen if I didn’t text my boyfriend first in the morning, I haven’t heard from him in two days. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend after two days of purposely not seeing him, just so he could have the chance to "miss me." When I asked him if he'd missed me, he said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
Today, I sent a risky text to my crush and immediately put my phone on airplane mode so I wouldn’t spend the next hour anticipating and responding to his reply. I forgot I did this and spent the whole day thinking he was ignoring me, but when I switched it back on, I'd not received a single message. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
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RichardPencil 32
That little passive-aggressive experiment didn't work out so good, did it?
QueenSaru 28
Use your words. Not your lack of them. I got dumped by two guys for not being needy enough (basically not texting/wanting to call multiple times a day). You're probably just not compatible on terms of needs. He clearly doesn't need constant contact and you do. There's nothing wrong with that but you need to make him aware and let the chips fall where they may.
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RichardPencil 32
That little passive-aggressive experiment didn't work out so good, did it?
QueenSaru 28
Use your words. Not your lack of them. I got dumped by two guys for not being needy enough (basically not texting/wanting to call multiple times a day). You're probably just not compatible on terms of needs. He clearly doesn't need constant contact and you do. There's nothing wrong with that but you need to make him aware and let the chips fall where they may.
bobsanction 18
So maybe he just wanted some time alone?