anonymous
Netherlands
Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
scarred
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Mike0410
Alba Iulia, Romania
JBP fever dream
Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML
Dlord357
United States
Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML
Jake
Australia
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
babyeaternomnom
Brampton, Canada
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
BerkeleyBiker
United States
Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat and handlebars. FML
Jonnygiant
United States
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
PeepShow
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Heatwave
Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
steph
United States
Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML
Top comments
wisericky 12
hurry up and splash lemon juice in your eyes B4 its too late...
lopez1222 3
Nice booty.
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Xtaci 0
I bet op liked seeing that
fmlsxmakexmyxday 0
more like a mlia if you ask me...
fmlsxmakexmyxday 0
I don't even remember what I said to get moderated
XxFallenbladexX 0
Flabby and uninteresting. Staring will get you a hard on. So apparently you noticed that it was (old people) male and female. And you also noticed several, you didn't look away did you :)
pster03 0
It's the tour de queer
alienbread 0
that sucks. it would have made me hard.
jordan75_fml 0
wtf were they smoking?
bethan1 4
If you'd looked a little closer you would have noticed your grandma was leading the group;)
XxFallenbladexX 0
It's okay to come out of the closet..old people make great lap dancers til the fall asleep
skyeyez9 25
I would have taken pictures and sent them to all my friends!
evanizle 0
should have joined in with them :)