babyeaternomnom
Brampton, Canada
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Stunned
Wellington, New Zealand
Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML
Sprinkles
Australia
Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML
MsConfusedd
Hazlet, United States
Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Anonymous
Beausoleil, France
Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML
Nick
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
Anonymous
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
cjj325
United States
He needs them more than you
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
annonymous
France
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Gent, Belgium
Chill out, lady
Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML
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tnttse 6
Mhhh. Got nothing to lose when you're old.
Three4Ten 10
Did you join them?
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Comments (102)
Three4Ten 10
Did you join them?
aswan10 3
Just let them go about there business :)
hockeyoceancity 13
There was only one person in the pool.
1337Anonymous911 3
But OP did not specify whether the neighbor was male or female.
hockeyoceancity 13
30- Are you trying to say being a male or female can change whether you're one or more persons?
snowboarder531 5
OP's name is hilarious.
Three4Ten 10
The OP didn't say whether the elderly person was male or female so I used the word 'them' as a substitute for 'her' or 'him.'
kyarush 10
Getting short on years, let it go.
kewlkate 9
It's grammatically correct to use the term "them" as a replacement of any gender related term if the gender isn't specified.
GuessWhatKids 13
Grandma's Facebook status: Just skinny dipped in my neighbor's pool, #YOLO
Oreohugzpenny 4
If it is in their pool who gives a shit? But in my pool hell no bitch!
Steve95401 49
I can't get that visual out of my mind. Yikes! OP is probably scarred for life now.
Redoxx_fml 22
That's why you have to put up a wall to keep the white walkers out of your pool.
HouseElf 13
I wonder if old people get extra wrinkly if they stay in the water for too long.
lolfood 24
Yummy naked old people D:
xXxIracebethxXx 14
I think she prefers to eat babies, though! ;o
jnaust 8
Like a big walking, talking piece of cold KFC chicken. Yum yum!
mau5_17 0
Lol actually fully naked old people hence skinny dipping
Jaxx66 21
Well, You can always start charging a fee. But don't let him near the hot tub!
heyy_tharr_ 5
Angel Beats? Possibly? Are you an otaku or am I crazyyyy??? Lol~
soccergurrll 8
Scarred for life I'm sure
tennisrapper1 14
Punch him in the face, call the cops, and get his ass arrested (at least for trespassing).
hockeyoceancity 13
You're a piece of shit if you hit an elder person for that reason.
Jaxx66 21
He's a POS if he hits anyone for such a stupid reason. You know you'd get charges on you as well for assault, right? Especially since he isn't being a threat. The most the cops would do is put a towel around the old man and tell him to go home.
tennisrapper1 14
I was somewhat joking. I wouldn't punch him, I might call the cops if he knew what he was doing, and I'd definitely force him to leave.
asoptavlo14 6
32- assault for what? He was on his property trespassing.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
73- What if the elderly person was senile, though? I bet you'd feel like an ass.
Roflsauruz 12
84- If he/she was senile enough to not realize they were skinny dipping in a pool that is not theirs, they should probably have a caretaker or be in a care facility... Who knows what they would do next; go into OP's house because it's "THEIRS", take off with OP's car because it's "THEIRS"? Lol... I have a feeling though that this old timer proooooobably just wanted to take a nice swim and didn't think their neighbor would see them.... Something along those lines, ya know?
tnttse 6
Mhhh. Got nothing to lose when you're old.
hockeyoceancity 13
Incorrect, the elder was trying to lose their tan line!
ebonyirony 29
You could lose your teeth.
Nevereverland 8
You could lose an erection.
Lilwolfyyy 0
You could gain an erection..
zachherbert 10
Heck, you could even lose your virginity.
rcgirl2 11
Just walk away. Just walk away.
hockeyoceancity 13
To get a video camera.
mea_iloveskiing 26
Am I the only one wondering why OP's name is baby eater?
MisterMichael 9
Yes
soulebelius 17
I just imagine her deep throating in search of sperm like a go gurt.
unknown_user5566 27
Why the hell would that image pop into your head?
livamour 17
Because she eats "babies"
In_some_bullshit 13
#27 LOVE YOUR WAY OF THINKING!!
flockz 20
maybe he/she thought it was the fountain of youth.