Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the...

anonymous 15 August 2010, 13:12 Netherlands

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

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Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

scarred 17 September 2018, 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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Mike0410 24 June 2024, 16:00 Alba Iulia, Romania

JBP fever dream

Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML

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Dlord357 7 November 2011, 14:24 United States

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

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Jake 29 April 2009, 08:06 Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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babyeaternomnom 30 June 2012, 16:22 Brampton, Canada

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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Anonymous 6 January 2012, 22:13 Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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BerkeleyBiker 19 April 2011, 08:23 United States

Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat and handlebars. FML

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Jonnygiant 14 March 2009, 01:45 United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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PeepShow This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Heatwave

Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML

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steph 20 April 2009, 04:11 United States

Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML