Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from work and brought a change of clothes with me. I parked in an empty corner of the parking lot to change. As I was pulling my pants up, I noticed that I was facing an apartment complex where an old guy was watching me from his balcony. FML
Today, I was driving by the carnival and I really had to use the bathroom. I saw a porta-potty next to a house, so I parked in their front yard to use the bathroom very quickly. I came out to see a group of teenage boys urinating on my car. FML
Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards, I needed to change clothes but the bathrooms were closed. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was naked, I heard hooves and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd stripped by a horse trail. FML
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, my tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts and flip-flops. No one stopped to help, but several people politely honked as if to remind me of my misfortune. FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
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Top comments
soul3n 0
how cant you see that?
onigiriqueen 0
Your powers of observation astound me. YDI.
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soul3n 0
how cant you see that?
happyhak 5
Nice...i would be lucky to be one of those old men! ;)
amd3lky 0
or would u
yaneliee 0
Either this girl is stupid or blind to not see the men YDI dumbass
yaneliee 0
Either this girl is stupid or blind to not see the men YDI dumbass
urdirtyolduncle 15
Or the windows were tinted...
HaileyKasparkova 0
Wow lol she must be blind haha
crazyladydaisy 4
She did, it was just an excuse to be a *****. "oops, I totally didn't see this huge surburban, with men all in it." and she said she was in the front. If she was in the back, she could of gotten away with this poor excuse, but she wasn't. And the windshield isn't tinted, start practicing better excuses to act slutty on "accident."
AninOnin 24
You seem to know her pretty well, 119. Or at least her mindset. Great minds think alike and all that.
badluckalex 23
@109- unless its nightime, you can still see through most tinted windows. I think op was more concerned about being covered from people outside and didnt expect there to be people inside a parked car. definitely a YDI though
onigiriqueen 0
Your powers of observation astound me. YDI.
Good_old_Grim 8
Old men want some eye candy too - good job!
f_mylife24 0
Did you suddenly lose the power of vision?
Snow_White_fml 3
haha, you should of looked. Oh well, I'm sure they appreciated it.
mich23 10
i clicked YDI right after "There wasnt a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban"
Sousuke_fml 0
Are you blind??? YDI~
xobriannawoah 0
how do you not notice that? YDI.
imadonkeymoo 0
YDI R U HOT.....
scottie06 0
Amusing, but complete YDI. At least they weren't little kids, that's when you get parents that start talking about pressing charges.