Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
JBP fever dream
Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML
Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat and handlebars. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Heatwave
Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML
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wisericky 12
hurry up and splash lemon juice in your eyes B4 its too late...
lopez1222 3
Nice booty.
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Emmy_The_Great 2
i hope it was a windy day
Seems2BBadLuck 0
haaaha! you made my day!
zlut 0
Today, I witnessed people eating pieces of dead bodies, while I was eating! FML
Hoplaka 0
Yumm.. Lol jk. Fyl duddeeeee :)
purplesavvy 0
lmfao "a series"
hedgehogs 0
I assume you are planning to die young and think everyone should. Hope you choked.
ShakeZula7 0
Grow up.
DearLar 0
Yummm.
FMLsohardithurts 0
SUPERVOMIT
skykiller_fml 3
this reminds me of a joke ...what does a guy hiking somewhere in the mountains have in common with a guy getting a ******* from a 80 years-old lady,even though they're at thousand of miles away from each other? they're both thinking "don't look down!don't look down!"