anonymous
Netherlands
Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
scarred
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Mike0410
Alba Iulia, Romania
JBP fever dream
Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML
Dlord357
United States
Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML
Jake
Australia
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
babyeaternomnom
Brampton, Canada
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
BerkeleyBiker
United States
Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat and handlebars. FML
Jonnygiant
United States
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
PeepShow
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Heatwave
Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
steph
United States
Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML
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wisericky 12
hurry up and splash lemon juice in your eyes B4 its too late...
lopez1222 3
Nice booty.
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juicy6487 4
lol u must have seen there "loose skin and old balls DISGUSTING" LOL
skyeyez9 25
I don't get grossed out easily, this wouldn't have ruined my appetite. I think its funny and random. Now if a smelly old homeless lady stood in front of you (while you were biting into a roast beef n cheese sammich) dropped her drawers, bent over and spread her ass cheeks THEN that would be gross and fml worthy.
onnielief 4
I am guessing you ventured into a nudist colony, since it is not allowed to cycle naked in the Netherlands.
justsayfuck 5
Jup, that's what I thought too, it's the only way this makes sense.
justsayfuck 5
They don't have nude camping sites, beaches or swimming places in America?
Bloodberry 0
eveyone else is captain, but you aren't allowed. maybe next lifetime >:}
justsayfuck 5
Well can you iicaptain? That's really not for me to answer :)
justsayfuck 5
Oh, is THAT what you meant?! I see. I will have to think about it.
sourgirl101 29
We have a nude beach here in South Florida but the waters are so rough! Guys need to hold their nuts while the waves rush in.
sourgirl101 29
Do you have nice beaches in England? I visited there when I was a teen. It rained the whole time):
justsayfuck 5
Aaw, that polar bear is such a badass.
justsayfuck 5
Hahaha Pendatik, it's true though, your summers are even worse than ours. (Yes we are speaking in yours and ours now.) And well, Knut of course!
justsayfuck 5
Yes he certainly did. Knut the polar bear is by far the greatest and most famous Knut in the history of England. Even though he's actually German.
sourgirl101 29
Yes Goodguys my Florida buddy! I've always called it "hungover" beach 'cause you know....
justsayfuck 5
Yes I knew that all along. Too bad I had to tell you. (You seriously thought I thought you meant Knut the polar bear? That's insulting:p)
sourgirl101 29
177 Goodguys what? only once. I go all the time....with my binoculars(:
justsayfuck 5
I wuz indeed. He is 'sort of old', that's a hell of an understatement. He's the oldest man on Earth, close to his thousandth birthday :o (And yes, but a polar bear?) Nice, those two storylines here :D
CovertMilitance 0
Okay big deal. Finish your food and go
feenicks 0
What did you expect? You are in the 'Nether' lands!!! nyuk nyuk nyuk
Carrioke 0
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brookeface93 0
Haha......ik vind het wel zielig voor je.... XD FYL.
misti_csi 0
get over it. you're immature.
perdix 31
I hope you didn't choke on your weiner. I mean, the one you were trying to eat.
skiersam10 0
Where do you live, where random old people ride on bikes naked in public? I'm guessing a nudist colony, so this shouldn't be weird for you...