anonymous
Netherlands
Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
scarred
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Mike0410
Alba Iulia, Romania
JBP fever dream
Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML
Dlord357
United States
Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML
Jake
Australia
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
babyeaternomnom
Brampton, Canada
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
BerkeleyBiker
United States
Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat and handlebars. FML
Jonnygiant
United States
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
PeepShow
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Heatwave
Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
steph
United States
Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML
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wisericky 12
hurry up and splash lemon juice in your eyes B4 its too late...
lopez1222 3
Nice booty.
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jaiyarai101 0
ahhaha aww tht woukd suck
CherryCupcake98 3
o god can't eat them raisens
The_Fonz_fml 0
how you guys noticed where OP is from? the Netherlands. stuff like nude cycling among other things is perfectly normal there and most if Europe.
finallyfreemaria 0
today I saw old naked people riding down the street with no warning at all I jizzed in mah pants.
ssdd_dilligaf 0
there were warnings, hell I heard aboutthis on the radio.
Z49 0
were they hot??
gypsyblue 0
So? Nudity is natural. Heck, we have nude bike rides every year where I live too (BC, Canada). Don't be a prude and just ignore it if you don't like it.
finallyfreemaria 0
well if you're sitting somwhere eating breakfast in sure you would probably sit there and choke if you see grandma riding a bike butt naked or your eyes would probably bugg out and you would look away. I don't think anyone could ignore this
finallyfreemaria 0
sorry sure. I'm on an auto correcting itouch :L
JackedUpOnMtnDew 0
Oh Dear... SWIM AWAY!! SWIM AWAY!!
HAS95 0
only the elderly...