Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
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Top comments
jarofarts 0
that's probably more embarrassing for your mom than for you.
CowGoesMoo 0
I'm tired of these fake ones. Yes, 20 women get together and are DEAD SILENT when doing so. I mean, I would believe it if you said maybe 5 or 6, but 20 women/people? Near impossible to miss. Unless you are deaf. In which case, that is possible and that really sucks/is embarrassing.
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Comments (77)
jarofarts 0
that's probably more embarrassing for your mom than for you.
varkey 7
not really... i'm sure she's seen him naked as a little kid although in the social context, maybe as now every time she meets her friends she remembers what her son (OP) showed them... haha but everytime the OP meets his mom's friends it would be even worse for him... so idk
iamajew 0
no, for her bcuz op has a chode
binger_gitch 12
I don't know why you would do that, I still close the door going to the bathroom when I'm home alone OP. :p
CowGoesMoo 0
I'm tired of these fake ones. Yes, 20 women get together and are DEAD SILENT when doing so. I mean, I would believe it if you said maybe 5 or 6, but 20 women/people? Near impossible to miss. Unless you are deaf. In which case, that is possible and that really sucks/is embarrassing.
Pebblezz 2
not realy he did say bookclub so they could have been reading
livin_plur 0
exaggeration makes the story that much more interesting to read
Bcfrmkc816 17
and at sinner time eating what did she have salad for twenty people?
mcluvinjackson 0
You don't read at most book clubs.. You read a predetermined amount of the books in your own time and then meet like once a week to discuss the reading.
Nan_fml 0
Agree with #2.... you didn't hear ANYTHING as you were coming down the stairs? I mean, I could see if you opened the door and took a couple steps out and someone was near enough to see you right then- but to go all the way downstairs and not hear anything? C'mon, I'm a woman, I know how much we love to talk.
alex_vik 1
#2 - Showers are loud, and they might not like to talk while eating.
luccamosart 0
I luv showers and op same thing happened to me last week but it was Like 6 woman in there 30s anyway it's not that bad u probally are complaining because u have a small dick
hamburgerjung 23
Judging by your comment I think it's more likely you're the one with the small dick...
mikuxxhatsune 32
But you would still here some noise. An empty house is almost silent apart from your footsteps and clocks ticking. He would have heard clinking of cutlery and normally dinners aren't dead silent so probably some talking.
commonsense31 0
You couldn't just roam around the second floor naked that wasn't good enough? Don't worry those woman have probably seen more dicks than you can imagine
zap_fml 0
If it is true, you probably made their evening.
Bcfrmkc816 17
let me know where and I will come and take you out for a nice dinner
MEGAJOSH 0
You should have urinated on the table. It would have made them completely forget the fact that you were naked.
UnofficialBlonde 0
hope you're good looking with your shirt and pants off.
freaky_00 0
lol yeah I agree.. how can 20 ladies under one roof remain quiet for long.. thats weird..
Kassad_fml 0
this story is sooooo fake... you would smell if they where eating anything and 20 ladies without any sound... shit are they ghosts.