Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
She's a model and she's looking good
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Artistry
Today, my students turned in their male figure artwork. One absolute idiot had the smart idea of drawing me and the TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at the explicitness, anger at the disrespect, and yet awe at how well-drawn it was. FML
Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML
Go home
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
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faithxoxox 1
I wonder how old the OP is that this is only the first time s/he has seen a naked man. Nonetheless, FYL.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
It is impossible to have internet access and avoid seeing a naked man. Impossible.
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faithxoxox 1
I wonder how old the OP is that this is only the first time s/he has seen a naked man. Nonetheless, FYL.
Torva_fml 16
College. Can't have naked models in school. (18-25)
upyourzlolz 11
Idiot. OP is 5.
Oasispetro1 4
u need to go out and grow up
ShroomsOnAcid 17
It is impossible to have internet access and avoid seeing a naked man. Impossible.
Starcatch77 20
And I'm just saying, OP would have to be a she since it'd be pretty hard for a GUY to never have seen a naked man (taking showers?) before.
Vulpes21 6
@oasis, says the guy that looks like he's 14.
rawrautumnz 7
22- In high school, they can. Yesterday we watched a video with nude black males and females, when learning about slaves. Middle school, they brought a model in health class to teach us about it. So OP probably is in atleast high school.
noncomposmentis 6
Rules might be different in Denmark. I assume you guys are talking about the situation in the USA?
RadikulRam 16
#55 They brought in a model when you were in middle school? Like a live human being or a plastic replica of the human body? If the former then wow.
LOLLED 3
There's a different school system in Denmark
doctorwhogirl 0
Boo freakin hoo OP- all art students go through it I went through this 2 months ago- I had a wee freaked out moment but you get over it quickly- and I'm pretty sure the old man penis was the most traumatising this there not his fat rolls.
XxDevilxXGt 26
"in places I didn't know even existed." This man must have some secret mutations growing out of him, or Op doesn't know what a scrotum is. What places didn't you know existed? :D
aceman1992 9
38 - those are big words coming from what appears to be a 12 year old
HaiMyNameIsTia 0
Sad...
McDonaldsworker 4
Hey #99 lol I so did not need to think about that lol
ihasbrains 10
OPTIMUS PRIME.
irockfendergirl 0
51- I bet his mommy still changes his diapers and gives him baths. :D
LOLLED 3
I think it's original poster
Jakesterk96 8
She's clearly talking about the penis.
mattmadden 0
134- From your sense of humor it seems like it wasn't that long ago that your "mommy was changing your diapers" either.
friedchickenpie 14
38 - You seem to be a twelve year old boy. You also seem to be saying you've seen a naked man. I can now infer that you're gay, and have Internet connection, or just an alcoholic dad.
alsgirl 24
I've never (unintentionally!) come across a naked guy online, and I have wireless broadband... This cat is pushing a watermelon out of a lake. Your comment is invalid!
LN666 2
hahaha. fullstop. (Y) goodone
LN666 2
at *ihasbrains
Marcelb 17
49 - Ever heard of parental control? ;)
bizarre_ftw 22
She could easily be a lesbian
JosephineMB 8
they are.
Lights_Out_fml 6
I would have left...
Justforlolz 14
But this was in OP's art class. If it's a mandatory class, you can't just choose not to do the work.
tygerarmy 35
The second through I don't know how many women I saw naked in real life were through a college art class. None of them were skinny or young. It's part of being an artist.
doctorwhogirl 0
exactly I mean the human body is actually amazing to draw once you get over the initial nakedness- you forget your drawing a nude person and you just focus on gaining skill that is mandatory in every art university college or school.
YtotsDI 0
Fat rolls and wrinkles.... Hmm are you sure it's not a girl?
farnsworth 3
Draw the inner beauty u see I once posed for an art class at mars university :)
MrsDruidess 23
OP YDI not everyone can be small and beautiful by model standers. Each of us are beautiful in our own way, even the fattest or ugliest, if you're going to be an artist, you will need to stop being shallow and find the beauty within and bring it out for all to see. It is my understanding that, that is what a great arrest does
gazzdogs 5
Thanks for that image. *shudders*
neal001 0
Lol hope you had it very detailed
neal001 0
FYLhope you had it very detailed.
neal001 0
FYLhope you had it very detailed.
gazzdogs 5
I think I got it the first time.
TheMaster15 10
Switch out of the class OP!!
J0gby 0
By wrinkles, OP means penis, right?
desireev 18
Yes.. Indeed. That is terrible. FYL for sure! But hey.. I guess you needed to know the male anatomy sooner or later..
CareFace 16
Too right. Girls should at least know how to give wristies by the time they're 15...!
DKjazz 20
I googled wristies, and it turns out that "Wristies" is a brand of fingerless gloves. I saw they had a clearance section, and many lulz were had when I looked at the second search result.
ZombieLoveA 0
68- I laughed out loud at your comment and I don't know why...
ZombieLoveA 0
4- when glancing at your picture, you look like that chick from that 70's show.
Bekll 31
Except cuter...
desireev 18
75- Are you talking about Donna or Jackie? And thanks! ;)
StoryOfTheYear 15
Still, I, for one, would rather learn the opposite sex's anatomy by means of an attractive individual than someone they pulled out of a retirement home for a field trip. But that's just me.
downtime 13
116, Then you'd end up with unrealistic expectations of all people. At least this places the bar at an average level.
farhil 14
First time? Well, at least you got the unpleasant part out of the way first.
Thatoneguy021 0
I bet the OP could see the...breeze between the knees...
bearnblue 0
Maybe she likes fat men.. Just saying...
taintedayush 0
Well now you know they excist
gazzdogs 5
I believe excist does not exist in our language.
Justforlolz 14
Well then we'll make it "excist"...
upyourzlolz 11
Can't. Everything has to come from something that already excist. And we ran out of materials.
WCARlover 35
At least you'll know what to expect now:) next time hopefully it will be without all the wrinkles
Mister_Triangle 21
I'd be a step up! OP I'm available!
gene818 13
#135, it's not triangular is it?
ICATiger 13
Are nude models ment to be total babes??
ClassyCommando 13
No, those are swimsuit models, and lingerie models. Nude models represent normal, real people.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
I'm pretty sure 8's question was a rhetorical one.
ClassyCommando 13
My apologies, 8, if that was the case. To be honest, I misread. I thought he said "AREN'T nude models..." My bad.
43trauts 14
If this is what "real people" are then the human race is screwed...
HappyJello 7
Oh gosh. There should be at least SOME standards for nude modeling, for students.
DocBastard 40
No, there should not be. This type of art is not about the ideal, it's about reality.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
It's amazing how far our ideals have come from reality. This is especially true when it comes to women, at least here in the West. I can't even recall how many times I've heard a woman being called ugly because she does not conform to the modern standards of what a woman should look like, when in fact, that's exactly what most others would look like if they didn't do so either. We don't even realize how much we're actually altering our actual appearance (braces, plucking, waxing, hair styling, dyeing, makeup, creams, lotions, etc.) because it's something everybody does. It's okay to have preferences, and I am not one to stand against altering your appearance, but we still need to remember where we come from.
ClassyCommando 13
Couldn't agree more. It's like we look a little less human every generation. Let the age of the cyborg begin!
upyourzlolz 11
Sorry. I haven't been keeping my resolution. I also apologize for my child-sized penis. Those pills haven't exactly been working.