Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML
Today, it was my first day working for a real estate company. Just when I got into my car, my pants ripped from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants, a split that was three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML
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Top comments
toxicdaydream 18
FYL for your pants tearing, but YDI for choosing not to wear undergarments. Sorry OP I hope they weren't expensive.
pabj208 23
Pitch Perfect 2 moment?
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Comments (103)
LyricaSilvan 30
Sucks that you had to deal with that embarrassment, but you kinda asked for it by not wearing underwear.
CourtneyPaigee16 13
I wonder what the ride down was like. I'm sorry, OP, FYL I don't think you deserved the embarrassment just for choosing to be comfortable, even if you were going rock climbing, oh well!
ThuNDeY 23
You could've just skipped your climb time to guess what card is on your forehead. Then when your dates want food and you give them fiber nuts they leave you until one in the morning when your sister comes home to tell you her friend won a pageant.
ILikeKoalas 24
YDI. Who on earth doesn't wear underwear with trousers?
kingnothing123x 11
At least there was a nice breeze
SlipperyNipple 9
Looks like the full moon came early this month
NickThunder 12
Why the **** weren't u wearing underwear? You totally deserved that
xxsakuraxx 29
Im sorry. That is really embarrassing, but YDI for not wearing underwear.
lostinareverie 21
I understand the comfort and freedom, but plan accordingly!
noodleboix 10
Why did you think it was ok to go rock climbing, commando???