Today, it was my first day working for a real estate company. Just when I got into my car, my pants ripped from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants, a split that was three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML
Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML
Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML
Today, I was at the office making copies for a project. As I left the copy room my dress pants caught a sharp something on the door frame and ripped open my pants. All my co-workers saw my pink boxer briefs. Now I'm called "Pinky" by everyone. FML
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LordOfTheHobos 0
I agree with #12
tevzor 0
Well, that's one way to open house.
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caligal14 0
FYL that sucks so much... Did you have a sweatshirt or something in the car to cover it up....?
mattbergin 0
Wanna be my realtor?
infowarrior 0
YDI, for having pants that don't fit.
noName123456 0
i bet you were gonna show him an open house bow chicka honk honk
ElliexMarie 0
lmao. you shouldaa worn a long shirt ! xD
Fahad_fml 0
lmao that is hilarious # 37. i wouldve never thought of that ha!
swooshq 0
#37, that's exactly what i was thinking!
MissyWissyKach 0
liar dont lie those r stupid FMLs liar liar plants for hire
MasterModeraor 0
Looks like you just sold the house for double the value. Congrats Btw you can sell my house for me too:)
humorizer 14
This is stupid (not the fml): See, for once when it's important to know the person's gender, it just says "anonymous". WTF? What if it was a dude?!
lifesucks210 0
...the OP was wearing a thong. so i really hope it was not a dude o.O
603050294 0
@37: He definitely got a peek at the front lawn.
lalaimbored 0
hahhaaha @ 95. btw how were you on your way to show an open house if your pants ripped "just as i sat in (your) car?"
Girreth 7
I find it disturbing that so many people want to see a fat chick's undergarments.
LegitDGK 0
An open house isn't the only open thing you showed him
sk8rchick97 0
oh u gave them an open house alright;)
sinisterviper 10
wearing a thong?
NGM_47 0
you should have stopped at a near by store to buy some cheap pants and changed....I wonder what happened next though.
flighted 1
Good idea. But oh, you showed him an open house all right, OP.
deathbunny256 0
right because it's perfectly normal for a real estate agent to hold a sweater on her crotch. I bow to you for not saying FIRST!!! Oh and OP sorry about that that really sucks I hope it worked out.
eduardo2k 0
agree lolz
caligal14 0
I meant tie it around her waist or something...
mylittlecrow 0
well isn't it better than showing off their thongs? O_O
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Thaaaaat's embarrassing...
slurshies 11
forget the open house, maybe just open legs? improvise
irrelevantxx 0
Ydi
chimmy 0
why were your pants THAT tight? if it had been a small rip i wouldnt blame u, but 3 inches shows that you definitely need a new size
glitter_kiss 0
why would were you using a thong in the first place?ydi
emkaytwo 0
What's wrong with her wearing a thong? Why shouldn't she be allowed to wear a thong?
fuzzybrownbear 0
The person was wondering if it was a guy wearing a thong
Sniper_Chick4110 20
You wear a thong or go commando so the panty line won't show through your tight pants. It looks really stupid from behind if you wear regular panties.
tevzor 0
Well, that's one way to open house.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Well. If your potential buys are male, you could be selling that house for much more than it's worth. assuming they're not gay x_x xD
redbluegreen 41
Good call. Hahaha.
LordOfTheHobos 0
I agree with #12
bangtank 0
you ARE number twelve.
LordOfTheHobos 0
No shit
pineapples_fml 5
YDI for wearing a thong and pants that obviously didn't fit
babyqueball718 0
what is so wrong with wearing a thong? and how do you know the pants didnt fit? ive had pants rip that did fit. sometimes these things just happen. theres really no way this is a YDI