Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Today, I wet my pants at the grocery store. I didn't feel like I had to go until I was inside. The embarrassing thing (besides me being 37)? I actually made it to the store's public bathroom and made it to the toilet, but my belt was on so tightly that I had to undo it and it doesn't work like an ordinary belt. FML
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
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Top comments
jen_jalapeno 10
Wear clothes that fit on dates and ones that don’t at home lol
BurnInDemonFire 39
"Hey, I didn't order the meat and two veg!"
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Comments (12)
Casey Bullock 9
I guess u guys are “all out”
BurnInDemonFire 39
"Hey, I didn't order the meat and two veg!"
jen_jalapeno 10
Wear clothes that fit on dates and ones that don’t at home lol
1gullible_bugger 34
Get a belt!
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
And this, fellow gentlemen is why you ALWAYS wear a belt.
RichardPencil 32
You’re a flasher! Keep practicing that story for the cops, though.
Davros 12
Yell meat gazers as you penguin walk out of the restaurant as fast as you can.
real life problems 26
Well did she order the sausage later or not?
Glowworm56 27
So will you be seeing her again?
tounces7 28
Well hopefully you're genetically blessed and you might see her again. If not, don't expect a 2nd date.