Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Nice to know
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Kid!
Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML
Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Those drunken women are my daughters. FML
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
Irony failure
Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML
Look up here
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
Undercover
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
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wheresmymary 22
Bet that'll get ya that promotion
Darkness_Hate 29
Still looks dumb even if she's the boss' daughter.
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jcfrisco 13
3st
may14th 26
the truth hurts
shemademedoit 20
maybe he pointed at his desk and also told him that it would be clean by the end of the day >:)
insideoutoreo33 8
That's just unlucky OP. Ya win some, ya lose some. Hope it doesn't affect your employment!
wheresmymary 22
Bet that'll get ya that promotion
_Domster_46 16
Really op?! Keep your comments to yourself.. YDI
devildog562 33
I agree. You don't blatantly point out someone else being trashed unless it's dangerous or affecting you personally . Most of us have been that person at least once.
beararm 11
YDI talking about others at a party is the lowest form of entertainment, I'm glad it back fired. hopefully you learnt something from it or this post.
nix1993 41
No, it's not at all. Talking about other people at a party is completely commonplace. Going to your fathers work party and caring so little about how it will make yourself or your family look that you get absolutely trashed to the point of looking like an idiot? That's the lowest form of entertainment. She deserved to be called dumb. Especially with her father being the boss. That's just pathetic.
devildog562 33
59 forgive us human people for making a few bad decisions . I'm sure you never have . I don't know what kind of parties you go to where you trash talk each other but I guarantee if you have nothing interesting to say other then about someone else's problems or life , you probably live an extremely mediocre life. I should hope I never end up at a party you are at. While I agree getting trashed at an office party isn't a great image , especially being part of the owners/boss' family, I don't agree that anyone should be talked bad about. Something along the lines of throwing rocks while living in a glass house.
nix1993 41
Right so by your logic #61, it's completely acceptable to drink yourself to idiocy at a work party where it's rarely appropriate to do so, and make a fool of your father in front of his employees because that's just a 'bad decision', but commenting nothing more than 'she looks dumb' means you're trash talking and that you live a mediocre life? Sure. The irony of your whole comment is almost painful. There you go making nasty judgements about me and then saying you don't think anyone should be talked badly about in the very next sentence! I could repeat your final sentence to you verbatim, but it might look crass, so I won't bother.
devildog562 33
One I didn't contradict anything . If you can read and interpret we have all made embarrassing mistakes . I don't condone her actions but to talk shit about someone that you don't know shows no class and, in my opinion, makes said person look like a jackass.
Apparentlyacunt 18
In my opinion, being embarrassingly drunk at your father's work function in front of his colleagues, shows no class and makes said person look like a jackass. Not to mention the complete lack of respect shown towards her father. I doubt op was the only person voicing that opinion, just the only person to be unfortunate enough to say it to the wrong person.
Darkness_Hate 29
Still looks dumb even if she's the boss' daughter.
seholland 11
Could've said something about bad parenting... That'll win him over!
patts_ 23
Bring the bosses daughter doesn't change how bad she looks. She still looks dumb. You don't need to feel bad for pointing out the truth. It hurts. But honestly, that's the attitude that she is attracting.
patts_ 23
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e_is_for_eli 12
I agree. if the boss is upset with anyone it should be himself.
igg125 30
If my daughter was drunk acting dumb I would appreciate somebody bringing it to my attention.
Exaspera 55
Maybe the boss needs a heads-up