Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML
Today, it was my first day working for a real estate company. Just when I got into my car, my pants ripped from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants, a split that was three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML
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Top comments
toxicdaydream 18
FYL for your pants tearing, but YDI for choosing not to wear undergarments. Sorry OP I hope they weren't expensive.
pabj208 23
Pitch Perfect 2 moment?
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Comments (103)
Exaspera 55
So you did an imitation of an oak tree up there and showed off your acorns!
toxicLover28 19
Why the hell not?
danm19 15
Is that why the hell was she not wearing underwear?
HallahBackGirl 12
Was the breeze nice, at least?
jdtractor2012 11
better to be free ballin than free falling!
Attacksloth 33
My wife tells me that the "I'm not wearing any underwear" image is only hot in the context of women. Let's hope you're a woman.
KelpytheG 1
Exactly. With a guy however... All that hair and ugly appendages ?
pyrexicpoet 18
Stop dicking around
Mcstud1y 30
Don't go commando when doing things like a commando
InTheLonelyHour 14
OMG fat Amy!?!?!
Lopmon 7
No underwear with pants? I find that a bit odd..
danm19 15
As compared to no underwear and a mini skirt?
wazzup206 7
That's not to bad when i went rock climbing they didn't shorten the rope when i was going up so when i slipped from the top i landed ass first on the floor cracked my tail bone since then i dont go rock climbing
laden_swallow09 35
Good for you?