Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML
Today, a girl came up to me on a club dance floor and said, “Shut up and dance with me,” like the song lyrics, only I fell over on her while dancing, and she dislocated her ankle. I don’t think this woman is gonna be my destiny after that. FML
Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML
Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
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Welshite 40
She made you dance even when you didn't want to. Don't beat yourself up over it.
JustMery 9
Join the club. You're not the only one.
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Comments (81)
Welshite 40
She made you dance even when you didn't want to. Don't beat yourself up over it.
TheMathMajor 26
Wow, I totally skipped a line in the FML and read "a really cute girl asked me to dance, and I said okay" so I thumbed you down because I thought "she didn't force him to do anything." but then I went back and saw my mistake.
smtm2012 6
And? Nobody cares.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Brool story co...
JustMery 9
Join the club. You're not the only one.
ollie179 21
No pun intended?
JustMery 9
No pun intended. :)
TBelle4Ever 15
I think there are only a handful of people that are naturally good at dancing. The only kind of dancing I do is stepping back and forth and snapping with each step.
kamikrazy 6
Hmm. So I'm not the only who calls it dancing. Thanks 23.
TheMathMajor 26
I just do the wiggly-arms-and-shake-your-hips dance with the occasional jumping up and down.
nrr13145768 13
Bernie lean?
Meettitan 14
Yeah sucks to be white sometimes.
andyyroxx 20
^ That, my friend, is meant for grocery stores.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I got kicked out of dancing. ashamed
hunteer9 5
Dancing is easy. Look into her eyes, have a big smile. And then step back and forth with the music. Very simple.
IQWasJustLowered 0
You can't go wrong with gangnam style
salsero85 3
You can always go Salsa dancing - best dance ever. And once you get the hang of it - it's difficult to look silly.
SportsKnut 8
I'm sorry OP. I got those 2 left feet two. Feel your pain.
MrForgetable 0
yeah, me too. I can't dance at all! :/
gc327072 31
Wouldn't that be four left feet then?
mnvikes 7
At least you tried, OP!
mpsteve137 15
People in clubs dance like idiots anyways
lacespace 8
You mean people in club dry hump like idiots?
unknown_user5566 27
18- You hit the nail on the head! I volunteered to a booth for the online high school I previously worked for once, and it was at a teen's dance in Tucson. The kids were dry humping, making out, and basically having sex on the dance floor. I felt that if the cops showed up, I would've been arrested for child ****. It's sad that adult dance clubs are really no different.
unknown_user5566 27
To work* a booth & for viewing* child ****. Sorry, apparently my brain was working faster than my fingers on that comment.
SammyS2012 21
My mom and I deduced that in the future, dancing will be having sex on the dance floor. People are already having sex with clothes on the dance floor; in a couple of years, the clothes will be off. My wedding reception is going to be strictly waltzing. I will not have dry humping at my wedding. I've already avoided school dances because of the "grinding".
gc327072 31
That's what I don't get. If I was doing that.. Well I think I'd want to be alone with them, if you know what I mean.... "...we don't make no party out of lovin..."
Snoopy0718 14
I am so glad I'm Hispanic. At least we get a variety of dance moves that we could do than just grinding on each other all the time
evig_fml 16
^ Sorry do you have legitimate proof of that? Because last time I checked dance moves weren't genetic.
SammyS2012 21
They mean that, by being Hispanic, they have salsa dancing and Marege (have absolutely no idea how to spell that), as opposed to just rubbing each other's bodies. You know, fun dancing?
greenie213 23
That's why I only dance to the Cupid Shuffle.
yousuck44 11
To the right,to the right :3
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
You know what they say about assuming. It makes an ass out of...well just her, really.
tomhofer 14
thus doesn't really apply to anything
unknown_user5566 27
29- It does, actually. She was referring to the fact that the girl assumed OP was mocking her, when in reality he's just not a good dancer.
substitutes 0
Ydi for being inept at dancing af
Spectre529 12
There is always another time =)
alexhaz64 4
Hey, just have fun with it. If she can't appreciate you and your terrible dance moves, she doesn't deserve you. Women like guys with confidence, so you should really just let loose and dance!