Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML
Today, it was my first day working for a real estate company. Just when I got into my car, my pants ripped from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants, a split that was three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML
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Top comments
toxicdaydream 18
FYL for your pants tearing, but YDI for choosing not to wear undergarments. Sorry OP I hope they weren't expensive.
pabj208 23
Pitch Perfect 2 moment?
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Comments (103)
nesteremily 31
I also enjoy going commando sometimes, but rock wall climbing is not the best time for that..
danm19 15
What occasions would you go commando besides sleeping
skymachine 23
I don't know if you realize, but that's extremely creepy question, 55.
nesteremily 31
Yeah it was pretty creepy, but most females can relate, sometimes it's nice to go commando in yoga pants. Not the thin fabric ones but the thick spandex ones
i_lik_tomaters 21
I bet everyone underneath wanted to see that
sassy2085 16
What is your name Fat Amy
whitemory101 12
Are you a girl? In that case I wouldn't be mad at all...
myanichole 22
How do you not wear underwear
Deku_Cutie 12
By waking up, putting on pants, socks, and a shirt, and walking out the door. Of course this is just one method.
Deku_Cutie 12
I would ask why you were going commando but since you were indoor rock climbing I can tell you just make bad life choices.
hoosiergirl94 31
The cave at the top of the mountain
benjamn 24
So you went for it and let it all hang out.
piemanfood 19
That had to be awkward when you got down
ConstantlyAnna 8
Why did you not wear underwear knowing you're going to excercise and sweat? The extra layer will absorb some of the sweat seeking from your bumhole. No one wants to see ass sweat!