Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML
Today, I took my first yoga class ever. Everything was going fine until it was time to stand up from the floor. My knees made a sound like snapping wood, my balance disappeared, and I nearly took out the lady next to me while trying to recover. She helped me up like I was part of her family. FML
Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML
Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
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Allie614032 34
Honestly, it was really rude of them not to tell you. I'd certainly want to know before I went though the whole class.
Lobby_Bee 18
Feels like highschool all over again.
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Comments (11)
RichardPencil 32
You couldn’t feel the breeze?
QueenSaru 28
Or feel it when it ripped? I've had pants rip before, more than once because I hate pants shopping and wear them until they DIE, and it's not something that's ever been discrete...
Saffron Nightshade 12
...or hear the ripping sound? I know some asanas make people fart, but you had clues...
Allie614032 34
Honestly, it was really rude of them not to tell you. I'd certainly want to know before I went though the whole class.
Lobby_Bee 18
Feels like highschool all over again.
tonyfan00 38
At least you wore underwear...right?
dwight7476 11
No sympathy at least one of them could have told you
leeloo7 22
Just pretend you’re a sex doll!
DanielleinDC 34
Screw those girls. They didn't have the decency to either tell you that your pants split? Failing that, they couldn't just ignore it? Don't let this stop you from taking fitness classes, though.
JustALesbian 16
I wish I was at that class, atleast I'd buy you a new pair