lostinareverie

Mr Salt Lake City, USA 38 years-old In a relationship

chickfilady 29 July 2016, 03:10 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was talking to a customer, when I choked on my spit. After I could breathe again I was so embarrassed I said the first thing that popped into my head, which was, "I'm sorry, I don't know how to swallow." FML

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NewRoommateNeededASAP 13 October 2016, 01:29 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Caught in 4K

Today, I skipped class and went to back my apartment early. I found out that my roommate had broken into my room and was laying in my bed wearing my underwear, taking pictures of herself. Apparently, she's been doing it all semester. FML

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