Today, I went to play pool with a couple of friends. I'm not very good at this game. My friend beat me fair and square. Twice. He's blind. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML
Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
Today, my cousin wanted to play chess with me. I've never been good at chess, but I had no idea until now that my cousin is somehow even worse than I am. I also forgot that he's a sore loser and a half until after I finished thoroughly trouncing him. Now I have a black eye. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
The Force is strong in that one. You, on the other hand, seem to have a low midi-chlorian count, so you might want to pay a visit to your nearest Jedi.
RichardPencil 32
“Not very good at the game” is a massive understatement — you stink to high heaven! How does your friend know which ball to hit and where to aim it? Does he play by sense of smell? This ain’t Pinball Wizard!
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BurnInDemonFire 39
The Force is strong in that one. You, on the other hand, seem to have a low midi-chlorian count, so you might want to pay a visit to your nearest Jedi.
Stéphanie Roy_1860765893 12
LOL!!! Will do!
Lavakins1 13
(X) doubt
SaltyLurker 10
Look, the reality of the matter is: there is no way a blind guy can finish his side of a game of pool in any finite amount of time. But OP probably just sank white and black in one shot, twice.
BurnInDemonFire 39
They can with a little guidance.
Charlie Given 28
Ya it's damn amazing what you can do with your other senses when one is lost I've seen baseball games to fantastic works of art all by the blind 😎
RichardPencil 32
“Not very good at the game” is a massive understatement — you stink to high heaven! How does your friend know which ball to hit and where to aim it? Does he play by sense of smell? This ain’t Pinball Wizard!
mecaslender 5
how can he play if hes blind 😒
Stéphanie Roy_1860765893 12
He just needs to feel the table and the position of the balls. He can be quite efficient!
mecaslender 5
... Explain. Have you ever held a pool ball? if so, can you FEEL the stripes?!?! Or FEEL color?
JustThatPerson 21
I think your friend might be Richard Turner.
Chantalle Hensgens-Waltmans 19
Seen Daredevil lately?
bkwusa 15
How would he know Stripes from Solids? Or did you play by different rules?