Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Drunk hookup ends with a… bang
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
The horror...
Luton, United Kingdom
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
pootie
Miami, United States
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Anonymous
United States
Alarm
Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
Anonymous
Rude awakening
Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
embarassed
United States
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Anonymous
Fargo, United States
Classic mistake
Today, I woke up from a dead sleep needing to fart. The second I tried to push it out, I realized it wasn't wasn't fart. FML
pikachu
United States
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
P0wned
France
Ouch!
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
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SHAAAAAARK 1
Family Guy much?
Raina1122 0
WTF is wrong with that??!
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Comments (143)
zetteymonsterxo 0
repeat.
lolorly 0
No it isn't. The FML you are referring to is slightly different.
JakeTheCake 5
Sure it wasn't the lights or tourists?
iliart_iliart 0
nope
TooBadd 0
wow that pathetic.
i_is_a_tr00l 0
Can I eat your fart?
glen12 0
slightly turned on
Hole_fml 0
AHAHA.
Shystai 0
Lllllll. OP you rule
taycandy96 2
that's disgusting
jamieboy11 0
hhhhaaaaaaa u know ur feeling retarded when tht happpens
perdix 31
Your fart wanted you to be awake to see the reaction on your boyfriend's/husband's face after you Dutch ovened him. Or watch your cat die of assphyxiation.
Freeze_fml 17
Another swing and a miss.
Maddoctor 10
Freeze, just...get out.
Maddoctor 10
Yes, but I see Freeze on Perdix's case all the time. You just don't do that to FML pros, like you pendatic. I wouldn't argue with you either. You have superiority over me in the realm of FML posting.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
FML has a heirarchy? I didn't know this was a fascist regime...
DogmaT_fml 4
are you fred flinstone? because i think you can make my bed rock.
Maddoctor 10
Pretty much #61. 1303 comments>97 comments=Pendatic>you
tman118 0
ya if you're on here all the time and don't have a life then you can call yourself a fml pro
Maddoctor 10
Well it beats being someone who has no idea what's going on because they're new. So what have we learned? Respect you FML elders. =)
Freeze_fml 17
I've been browsing this site since the first few months it launched. Only recently I've started commenting. It's not like I'm some late retard that joined the bandwagon, I just pre registered my name so no one would take it. You'd be surprised how many sites has it taken. Perdix only has more posts because he miserably tries to comment in every situation, whether applical to his humor or not. Defining him as some sort of "elder" because he comments more than others is absurd.
Freeze_fml 17
Aha. Turns out I never deleted my account validation email. Made an account a few weeks after browsing, date on validation is March 09, 2009. kthxbai.
DogmaT_fml 4
Trollin ^ dont be hating be congradulatin'
Maddoctor 10
I wasn't implying you personally just joined FML, just that comments from frequent users are usually either 1. right, 2. supposed to be taken light-heartedly or 3. consistently portraying the same message. More times than not people who think people like Perdix are serious, Pendatic doesn't know how to spell because of his name or AntiChrist7 will ever say anything besides "all girls date assholes" haven't been reading the comments long enough to judge correctly. On a good note, I usually enjoy your comments.
Ajjas013 6
Oh you see Pendantic, it's like drunk texting and shit. You get all sloshed and stoned and shit and start posting comments. I totally agree with the hierarchy thing. I think Perdix is on top.
LOLomgWTF 0
YLIA
nathat 0
that's an epic win if I ever did see one!
benhamean 0
and... that's funny!