Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching a movie with my parents. They were both on the bed, and I was lying on the floor next to their bed. Halfway through the movie, apparently forgetting that I was in the room, my parents started getting… friendly. Three feet away from me. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML
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whirlednews 8
At least you weren't sitting between them...
jtthegr8 26
That's hawt.. But seriously, they couldn't wait until you were gone?
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Comments (131)
Dcm210 19
Some movies are best watched alone.
Mr25_fml 14
Congrats on your parets still having a spark in heir relationship though
daminantion 14
I wish my parrot has a spark, I'd name him Sparky and teach him to zap my enemies!
Mr25_fml 14
Touchè good man. *parents
Betty_Boob 4
Hahaha! Some mommy and daddy time ;)
LeafsGuy92 10
That's ******* disgusting. Thanks for ruining that sleep I'm already not getting -_-
lonewolf621 17
So its gross when they do it but when its you its fine...
DjeePee 25
Where's the time children slept in the same bed as their parents...
Vanillanougat 14
Congratulations! Your parents are still romantic- you should be proud of them.
DanielT1994 19
You don't have to look, OP.
Linkerdoodles 15
Yes but people can hear too.
DanielT1994 19
Selective hearing.
gracehi 33
Selective hearing only works with crickets. Their "ears" are on their knees, so they're deaf when their legs are straight. Or was it grasshoppers? I dunno. My third grade teacher told our class that. But maybe she was just cAwAZeEEeeeEee....
DanielT1994 19
She sounds crazy, so I'll go with that option.
ninaskyez 12
Wow Thats A Wild Moment Lol Poor You!
TheIchiban 11
You could always walk out you know. No one asked to stay there and watch.
modernassassyn 7
You should have asked if they needed anything... Some snacks or a condom.
clueless05 12
Or tell them "don't have sex. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up. You will get pregnant and die."