Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I have accidentally encountered my parents having "sexy time" four times in the past week. I'm an adult. My parents are in their fifties. Their bedroom door doesn't fully shut, so I always get an unpleasant glimpse when I walk past, occasionally punctuated by my mom's pleasured moaning. Kill me now. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
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Top comments
Gigi Wanner 9
That’s a thousand times not okay.
MidnaLink 35
So that permits them to have sex in their childs’ bed?
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Comments (9)
Soviet Chilingulo 7
It's their house. Their rules.
MidnaLink 35
So that permits them to have sex in their childs’ bed?
Nico Noppe 10
No one said it was in their bed. If their desk is sturdy enough...
1gullible_bugger 34
Maybe so.. But disrespectful as hell.
psychgirl123 15
You sound like someone who has sex in their child’s bedroom clearly.
Gigi Wanner 9
That’s a thousand times not okay.
RichardPencil 32
At least both your parents were going at it. It’s not like Dad just showed up while Mom is banging some dude. Silver lining!
Felice Godin 19
your parents should have some boundries to where they can get it on and the kids room is not good boundries to have sex