Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching a movie with my parents. They were both on the bed, and I was lying on the floor next to their bed. Halfway through the movie, apparently forgetting that I was in the room, my parents started getting… friendly. Three feet away from me. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML
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whirlednews 8
At least you weren't sitting between them...
jtthegr8 26
That's hawt.. But seriously, they couldn't wait until you were gone?
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Comments (131)
Jacksparrow72 21
Maybe they wanted to make you a sibling.
Enslaved 38
"Can you flip mom over and do it doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!"
Enslaved 38
I watched "Black Swan" with my mom. I know your pain. Thank goodness dad wasn't there. She would have asked him to take notes. :P
jem970 19
Oh my god I would have died if my mom had watched "Black Swan" with me! I went and saw it with a friend the first time and we were laughing during the scene where she starts to get it on after waking up and turns over and sees her mom sleeping in the chair next to the bed LMFAO I still laugh when I watch it. And my mother would have been horrified at the lesbian love scene.
kaydarling 6
I hope I'm still frisky at that age! lol
skip_m 6
You could have spat on your hand and offered up some lube.
sig4life 18
It would've been more awkward if they were in front of you. At least you didn't have to watch, you could leave or stay eyes straight
drizzy11 18
I'm going to do that also when I have children lol
Mookiisfabulous 15
I would of got up and left Not watching that. No, thank you!
chosha_fml 27
You don't get much more 3D than that.
tralien 8
One of the joys of being a parent is embarrassing your kids. Half the time if this happens, it's the parents doing it to laugh at their kids reaction. On the other side, you should be happy that your parents still show affection towards one another.
SMcGwier 4
I am so sorry you had to see that. Your poor eyeballs! Next time just yell at 'em "get a room!"