Today, my sister refused to come to the hospital with the rest of my family to visit my new baby. Apparently, I’m an "attention hogging slutbag" because I "chose to go into labor" on her birthday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, during my sister’s baby shower, my 3 year-old daughter choked on a piece of food. My sister got upset because this apparently attracted a lot of attention from the other guests, and called my daughter an “attention whore” for “choosing today of all days to make a damn scene.” FML
Today, after seven years, I finally found out why my sister was mad at me: Because I had to get admitted to give birth on the day she had planned her baby shower, which she didn't inform me about or invite me to. As I stole her thunder by giving birth, being full term 44 weeks and way past my due date. FML
Today, I am five days postpartum and my sister came over to see me. After she refused to help me with dishes or do the laundry or grab dinner, I angrily asked why she even came. She replied, "Uh… to meet the baby? You're not entitled to my help, you know." FML
Today, my sister decided to have her baby shower on my birthday. I recently had a miscarriage and she knows this. FML
Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML
Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML
Today, I received an angry phone call from a friend whose birthday party I missed last night. Yesterday, I gave birth to my son. She claims that I ruined her party and demands I still bring her a birthday gift. FML
Today, my sister-in-law went into premature labour, and we were asked to keep it quiet. My mother immediately called all her friends and relayed the whole situation in intimate detail. Yet she wonders why they don't spend time with her, and nobody tells her anything. FML
Today, I was yelled at and humiliated by my otherwise awesome brother-in-law for my supposed lack of effort in the planning of a baby shower for my very pregnant sister. The kicker? Her huge, break-my-bank semi-surprise baby shower has been in the works for a month, and is happening this weekend. FML
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Mrs.Rabbit 6
my brother and I were born on my aunt's birthday and my cousin was born on my brother's birthday. there are pictures of them eating cake in the waiting room. sorry to hear she is feeling that way about it.
Bek 1
She should feel honored and excited!! I know I would be, 😩😩🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. I have a cousin who was born on my birthday and I always loved it!!!!
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Mrs.Rabbit 6
my brother and I were born on my aunt's birthday and my cousin was born on my brother's birthday. there are pictures of them eating cake in the waiting room. sorry to hear she is feeling that way about it.
Bek 1
She should feel honored and excited!! I know I would be, 😩😩🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. I have a cousin who was born on my birthday and I always loved it!!!!
Jon Tessler 14
congrats on the newborn. good luck
49_Donuts 15
I think she just revealed who the real “attention hogging slutbag” is in your family. Congrats to you!
CowgirlWithHeart 16
She's going to be even more upset when she realizes that not only does this take the attention away today but the rest of her life because baby now shares the birthday! I understand not wanting to share your birthday but it's not fair to be nasty about it.