Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching a movie with my parents. They were both on the bed, and I was lying on the floor next to their bed. Halfway through the movie, apparently forgetting that I was in the room, my parents started getting… friendly. Three feet away from me. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML
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whirlednews 8
At least you weren't sitting between them...
jtthegr8 26
That's hawt.. But seriously, they couldn't wait until you were gone?
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Comments (131)
MDTeddy 13
Turn the tv up super loud and throw the remote at them and tell them. Some parents are messed up.
nvo 6
So ... you suppose they have sex ONCE to conceive YOU and then live happily ever after in celibacy? Grow up and be happy for your parents that they still have a sex life!
Spark_Slicker 19
When did OP ever insinuate how many times their parents should have sex? OP was just uncomfortable because they started making out right while he/she was there, and can you blame them?
Angeuh_fml 21
"And now Honey, we'll explain to you how babies are made ..."
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Wow it's one thing to know that your parents have a sex life, it's another one that they think they can make out in front of you.
lininnes 6
I guess this is what they called 4D movie...
Thatmascot 7
And people question "our" generation. Decency was lost a long, long time ago.
Perfectg 9
Give the people some space
dead_insects 18
*shudders* that was wonderfully disturbing!! ^_^
GrandpaSmith 4
One of the fun things about being a parent to teenage kids is to creatively, but carefully, embarrass them. Your parents are magnificent! Play along with them--express exaggerated embarrassment, get up and go to their room and turn on their tv (irony, anyone?), think of a clever rejoinder for next time, ... There will be a next time, BTW. Count on it.
Wealthyparrot 9
Watch intently while fondling yourself. Awkwardness loves company.