Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
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Hannah_fml 0
You initials are FML? My male friend's are FAG, just putting it out there.
raptorjebus 0
Who says mommy's? Oh, right, five year olds.
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ZING_MASTER 0
Who cares? Nobody, that's who.
midnyte 0
Your stepdad does needle point?
tman188 0
My freinds initials are ass
drummerboyjt14 0
my initials are S.H.U.T.U.P.N.O.B.O.D.Y.C.A.R.E.S.
luvtheknot 6
Your initals are G.A.Y
mayumm 0
lol @ luvtheknot, haha cool initials! my friends initials are SOCKS:) Sam olivia cedrick kassica smith. just puttin that out there (:
bloc_partyyy 3
I know a mike hunt... js
abc123zyx987 0
I had a teacher called mr crap :D
flyingsheep1838 0
Heawood Jabloamee. Ben Dover. Buster Cherry. Terra Hymen.
emmyheartsyou7 0
Ooh your cool
HahaHokayThen 10
My guy friend's initials are PMS & this other guy in my grade's initials are STD haha
Hannah_fml 0
You initials are FML? My male friend's are FAG, just putting it out there.
sazure 0
BAHAHA, ROFL. Epic.
eehizle 0
who says epic? oh right, guys in their mommy's basements.
matt5217 4
lol 121
raptorjebus 0
Who says mommy's? Oh, right, five year olds.
sensboltsfan84 4
Who was this insult created by? Oh right, an 11 year old, or an 11 year old trapped in an adult's body. Way to not take the mature route!
zquint 0
lol. all of you guys are stupid for even acting like this. haha
JennaMarie420 2
agreed
luvppl 6
lol I was watching the news the other day and they said that the interviewed someone named "Sal Manila" lolol say it out loud :)
DisappearingRose 18
My sisters is ASS.
SkiaaNyee 0
who has a picture of a tiny fluffy cat as there profile picture? oh yeah! guys who sleep on their mommy's floors!
thepicoeater 1
Someones a little late.
zukinihudini 0
Mine are ASS.
golfer_boi 10
My initials are lol Lol
linarahmany 6
My dads are bar
Link5794 18
Mine are M.R.S. I share my full name with the actor who plays the 11th Doctor on Doctor Who.
ammerhammer 3
My dads are BJ
xmrshendersonxx 29
My boyfriend's are FAP, and yes I'm 100% serious
danandphil 12
mine are SEO Lmao
thehazeman 0
dude, be glad that your stepdad cares for you enough to make you a needle point belt i havent gotten shit from mine, and he's been with my mom since i was 3
carriealana 0
i wish my initials were as cool as FML
JustAGirl_fml 0
I knew a guy whose middle name was Salisbury.
MJJ5809 9
ROFL on this
hsRoseTyler5 14
I know a guy who's last name is Pillsbury...
Doberman101 29
Was his last name Steak?
Hannah_fml 0
I know a guy named Love Love I know a girl named Sheldon Harder I know a girl named Leigh Lee
theeNSP 0
I know a guy with the last name truelove
Hannah_fml 0
http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/4/collegehumor.eafaf79e5ecbe8a790850e7406c1986d.jpg I tried to get it in proper form but it wouldn't show up. I did the img src code with the < > brackets
PureGold 0
Aw haha...well my uncle's initials are RIP, if that makes you feel any better. :P
eehizle 0
is he dead?
RoseBlack123 37
Mine are RIB
icanhazfmlz 0
Mine aren't terrible: EW. I know someone named Mike Hawk. Yeah, we all know how it is.
syddyb 0
haha great one:)
laxgirl3 0
i know someone named mike oc!!! thts weird