Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching a movie with my parents. They were both on the bed, and I was lying on the floor next to their bed. Halfway through the movie, apparently forgetting that I was in the room, my parents started getting… friendly. Three feet away from me. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML
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Top comments
whirlednews 8
At least you weren't sitting between them...
jtthegr8 26
That's hawt.. But seriously, they couldn't wait until you were gone?
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Comments (131)
kawaiisakura 12
I would've turned it to a horror film with tons of blood and guts...lets see how frisky they feel with that going on...that or just a really awful film...
DJrEddyLeb 7
At least u weren't sitting right in between... ;)
seriouscat 11
That's actually a good way to break the silence. Most parents would just say "oh go to the kitchen I think the dishes are alive or something..."
xTrepidation 14
It's gross but it was bound to happen sometime. They made you, didn't they?
Ray_of_midnight 23
As embarrassing as I might have found it as a teen to have my parents playing tonsil hockey with each other while I was in the room, I would have preferred that to the continual fighting they did. Be glad your parents have a good marriage.
appelflap 22
Be glad they still love each other :) if it wasn't for their love you wouldn't be sitting there being all unconfy.
Bicko2004 25
Wow live ****!!! Only joking you should have told them to "get a room"
true14 4
That is crazy.. :D
chanellgymnast 17
Why were you on the floor? Couch-hoggers!
DDCA 24
Be grateful! It's the reason you're here.
TVKill3r 15
Maybe instead they should be more mindful and remember "Oh yeah our kid probably doesn't wanna see us sucking face."