Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML
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Today, I was watching a movie with my parents. They were both on the bed, and I was lying on the floor next to their bed. Halfway through the movie, apparently forgetting that I was in the room, my parents started getting… friendly. Three feet away from me. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML
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whirlednews 8
At least you weren't sitting between them...
jtthegr8 26
That's hawt.. But seriously, they couldn't wait until you were gone?
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Comments (131)
B5B0N35 18
uh......... thats all i got
Welshite 40
*gifts you with dictionary and thesaurus* There you go.
Bakarra 22
10 bucks says he has a smart phone (mobile dictionary and thesaurus). Yes #10 THAT IS what the word "define" is for when you click on a word.
Bakarra 22
#12* I apologize for my failing to correct this mistake in time
Reaper1984 13
And here I reread my comment like 10 times trying to figure what you meant and what I did wrong...FML
Bakarra 22
I'm sorry!! D:
klovemachine 24
Tell them to get a room :-)
frethelt 3
well if they were in thier house... they should be able to do whatever they want, but shoulda been polite enough to tell op to get lost
shutup15 5
#43- while watching a movie with your parents you shouldn't have to be worried about them starting to making out, THE PARENTS should go to their room.
QDonahue16 9
I bet you could actually feel the awkward in the room!
karlcolt45 19
uh guys?...uhm... actually still here..like right here in the room..oh they are not listening.. uhh
xYin 16
Next time invite your boyfriend/girlfriend and do the same thing xD
FightMyLiger 19
Yes, that would completely amp up the weirdness. Passive-aggressive make-out battle...begin!
xYin 16
Lmao xD that wouldn't be awkward at all xD
born_hustla 26
Wow, they seem pretty open...very open! Did u have the talk about the birds and the bees?
meherm 11
I know how you feel OP. I have had the same thing happen before. Best thing to do is just leave and lock yourself in your room and put on some headphones and listen to music really loudly. Or do whatever you want it's up to you. Haha
PunsY0 5
dosent madder had sex.
Enslaved 38
You mad bro?
simplysarcastics 26
Wow horndog parents?Sorry dude, so many levels of awkward here.
israelnotjacob 20
I'm amazed at how some parents have no comprehension of what should and shouldn't be done in front of their kids. Now just kissing isn't one of those things, but in that context it was, because that was clearly them responding to a sexually arousing moment. Those feelings need to be held in until the kids are elsewhere.