Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
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Top comments
jarofarts 0
that's probably more embarrassing for your mom than for you.
CowGoesMoo 0
I'm tired of these fake ones. Yes, 20 women get together and are DEAD SILENT when doing so. I mean, I would believe it if you said maybe 5 or 6, but 20 women/people? Near impossible to miss. Unless you are deaf. In which case, that is possible and that really sucks/is embarrassing.
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Comments (77)
kailow 0
hun.. you would have heard something dipshit
LOLPWNTHAHA 0
ok well im just gonna throw this out there but he may have been listening to his Ipod so thats why he couldnt here them.
wallythedolly 0
lol use your ears, bro.
simplyturtles 0
I think you are completely justified in wanting to run around the house naked.
Love_Liv_Ace4 0
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that sucks sooo bad. Me and my friend sat here cracking up for like ten minutes NO JOKE! But, really, how did you not hear them?
kellster 2
1. What a silly thing to do! 2. I can't believe you didn't hear them. Are you deaf? Or that absorbed by your own nudity?
iaplc 0
next time, write something more believable
franciscossj4 0
Hahahaha, q pringado, man at least u have something to show, and big deal i bet ur mom have seen u naked a lot more times than that. ps:don't be ashamed if u have a small penis not every1 is lucky like me.
franciscossj4 0
man k pringado, well at least u gave 'em quite a show and for u mom i bet she has seen u naked. ps: it would suck if any of those womans have a daughter and they tell her about your welcoming to them and ur small pp.
lyssalicious 0
this is fake. like 20 women appeared and set up dinner in the time it took you to shower, and remained silent once you were out? *yawn*