Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
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Top comments
jarofarts 0
that's probably more embarrassing for your mom than for you.
CowGoesMoo 0
I'm tired of these fake ones. Yes, 20 women get together and are DEAD SILENT when doing so. I mean, I would believe it if you said maybe 5 or 6, but 20 women/people? Near impossible to miss. Unless you are deaf. In which case, that is possible and that really sucks/is embarrassing.
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Comments (77)
AwkwardHomo 0
lucky them
MJC84 0
So in the time it took you to take a shower your mother came home with 20 other people and somehow had time to prepare dinner for all of them? What did they do? All get takeout Mcdonalds?
mylifeisscrewed 0
Oh my god, that happened to me, but I heard them downstairs and ran like, light speed back upstairs. xD
1st_time_caller_ 0
People, don't any of you listen to mp3 players? Maybe he didn't hear them because he was listening to some music or sumn. And maybe he takes long showers and the book club arrived after the shower started, quit trying to be detectives, and just laugh. It is hilarious.
Vanee 0
lol nice move budd must be nice to walk around ur house naked
katherinebby17 28
#25 funny lol
smileyface2113 0
lol @42
badabing94 0
Mmm I'd like to be a guy on the book club ;) haha
varkey 7
he's a guy... unless you're gay, which is totally ok, but usually most people posting similar posts for some reason usually are straight guys assuming the OP is female. and to the OP, you are a retard, a perv, and deaf. i don't blame you for being deaf though
bigraws23 0
Why would anyone want to do that??? This story sounds fake
BJ94 0
M aybe it was a big house or it was set up in a certain way where you can't hear the dining room from the shower.