Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
Today, my mom decided she wants to try a new family bonding experiment: Being naked around the house for an entire week. She wants us all to eat dinner, watch tv, etc. completely naked. She says she will ground me and my siblings if we don't try it. FML
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MidnaLink 35
Not in this way they don’t. NO ONE needs to see their moms nakie bits in any stretchy position, especially when said mom doesn’t live there to have the freedom to do so.
riley873 21
not in someone else's house 🤦🏿♀️
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Comments (11)
Henry8cooper 15
So - the issue is what? You lack the skills to communicate and resort to "my house - my rules"? I really don't get it...
RichardPencil 32
You’re gonna try to pull “my house, my rules” with your own mother? Good luck with that! Ever heard, “If Mama ain’t happy, ain’t no one happy?”
kfchicken 31
A mother shouldn't be stretching naked infront of her son in any house. the fact that it's his house means she can't use the my house my rules train of thought.
Henry8cooper 15
Spare me of your neoreligious puritanism 😣
Henry8cooper 15
Spare me of your neoreligious puritanism 😣
Steven Sun 4
Any problem? You mom's behavior is acceptable.
riley873 21
not in someone else's house 🤦🏿♀️
RichardPencil 32
When you came out of her “hallway” naked, it was a lot more painful. You owe her.
MidnaLink 35
Not in this way they don’t. NO ONE needs to see their moms nakie bits in any stretchy position, especially when said mom doesn’t live there to have the freedom to do so.
Charlie Given 28
WTF 🤢 that's sick and twisted shit, change your locks and kick the nut job to the curb
1known 34
Where’s the problem? Just ask her to do it in a room, door closed.