Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
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realggirl 0
Wow, YDI for leaving your clothes downstairs!! What were you thinking? If they'd been up there with you you could have pretended it was just her showering!
alexis1997 0
That happend 2 me once but my girls dad kicked my ass. Through me out of the house naked
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Comments (80)
realggirl 0
Wow, YDI for leaving your clothes downstairs!! What were you thinking? If they'd been up there with you you could have pretended it was just her showering!
PeopleRSoDumb 0
Minnesota people don't think ahead like that.
Feverrotes 15
#8 said it all.
kavanaghnesd 0
This
Clare420 0
haha. this happened too me. expect I was babysitting and they came home from the bar early but they were drunk and my dad loves my bf so they didn't care(: yay for stoner parents!!
scotty1234 0
#8 is telling the truth
pattyrick4321 0
you hide in the closet, have gf say you left, have her sneak you your clothes, then sneak out
Mustardnight 3
You sure won't! Ydi!
Piika_fml 0
You should've made sure that her parents weren't going to be home.
GeorgeBoosh 0
Yep. Casanova was always prepared for any eventuality: clothes, time available, escape route, or just a VERY good excuse
iamgoofymovie 0
you guys are some dumbasses lol YDI
z620 0
thank u #4 this is fail
Nic_hole 0
Ha...umm well that wasn't such a bright idea
alexis1997 0
That happend 2 me once but my girls dad kicked my ass. Through me out of the house naked
Maddoctor 10
That's hilarious! I can just bet what the neighbors were thinking when they saw that.
alexis1997 0
i had to run 5 miles back home and naked
ShyAnn29 15
I'm suprised you weren't arrested
ynghzze 0
sukz ballz
shyeahh_fml 19
Funny, his bio says he was born in '93.
FMYLIFEd00ds 0
What kind of idiot are you? Make sure they left the house, and have the clothes close by, so you can pretend she was taking a shower and you were reading a book :D
orph_the_d 5
Stupid much? I'd ask you wtf you were thinking but that's fairly obvious. Still, FYL for being stupid enough to flush future bootie calls right down the ol drain.
silasandseansfml 0
bad choice my friend ydi for just plain unpreparedness u should have been expecting something like that to happen and been ready for it
blrkingjames 0
oh wow.. very nicely planned out. I can see how it happened. mom and dad walks out the door gets to the driveway and the kids are in the shower.. oh wait moms coming back. nice job. lol fyl..