Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
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Top comments
jarofarts 0
that's probably more embarrassing for your mom than for you.
CowGoesMoo 0
I'm tired of these fake ones. Yes, 20 women get together and are DEAD SILENT when doing so. I mean, I would believe it if you said maybe 5 or 6, but 20 women/people? Near impossible to miss. Unless you are deaf. In which case, that is possible and that really sucks/is embarrassing.
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greedy_dead_soul 0
No. Twenty women ? silence. There's about a 1% chance that twenty women sitting together in one place, esp. while doing something as talk-inducing as eating, would sit in absolute silence.
dcapp 0
um how did you not hear them?
Kamicase 0
Number 1 rule when that happens: Don't start panicking and look stupid, trying to cover yourself! Be like: "Hey, what's up?" and leave the scene walking! Then you have the power of the moment and don't look like a complete fool. ; )
RPGod 0
How did u not hear them? Women are the loudest creatures on earth!
wtfdidido 0
Was it that small?
jonnygiant 0
Ok, first of all just let me say that i dont know why you people are so critical of a freakin story. I mean is it really that important to you? Do you really have nothing better to do than critique a stupid little annecdote? Its a damn website people. cmon now. Why can't you just laugh at it and move on? And for your INFORMATION these 20 members of the BOOKCLUB just settled into my house and WERE silient because they were reading a passage from the BOOK they were about to discuss. Oh and I'm sorry that i wasn't able to smell their meals from two stories above.
harlsnerdbird 9
Dude, people critique every post on this site. It makes it kind of fun, actually. Ya brought it on yourself by not checking before you strutted your stuff, I mean, c'mon. But I will give you that it does suck. FYL
member0987654321 0
omg thats so awkwarddd!
member0987654321 0
hmmm i love walking around naked when no ones home.. it's invigorating, it's liberating! just like yeah **** you this is mahhh house but alwaaaays make sure no ones home and #12 you're sick.
Lila_fml 0
Haha I believe it! I've done shit like that except its always like my gardners outside or something.
fattymcmuscle 0
haha number 20 a book club for mutes