Today, after taping 5-year-olds do a skit at an improv camp, I used the camera's view-finder to zoom in on a female co-worker's chest. Another female co-worker tapped me on the shoulder to show that the TV was still connected to the camera. Parents, kids, and instructors all witnessed it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I were filming football practice and talking about what guys on the team were attractive and who we would want to get it on with. We didn't realize that the camera was recording everything that we said. The tape was played to the entire team the next day. With sound. FML
Today, I recorded a 20-minute TED talk and told my students to watch it on the app in preparation for next terms projects. I got bombarded with messages from my students, telling me that because I was sat down on a chair while recording, certain camera angles could see straight up my skirt. FML
Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML
Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML
Today, I prominently touched my boobs and put my hand inside my shirt to adjust my bra… all while I had my camera on during a Zoom meeting with the whole department FML
Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML
Today, a teacher asked me to edit a video of her class. Unfamiliar with cameras that work with video tape, I accidentally recorded over her video. The footage is impossible for me to get back. FML
Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back, the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
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Top comments
hk_fml 9
wow. You fail.
ozzie2010 0
Wow really dude? C'mon, be smarter than the 5 year olds, who ever agreed that your life was F***ed and you need some common sense.
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Comments (87)
hk_fml 9
wow. You fail.
Secret_Fire_King 0
Anyone remembering Bad Boys 2 ?? The video store scene.. lol
soul_fml 0
/signed Sink into the ground moment
DaphneLovesDerby 2
ahahahahahhahahahahha
SmallTownCutie 0
it wouldn't be so bad if you weren't a perv(:
ozzie2010 0
Wow really dude? C'mon, be smarter than the 5 year olds, who ever agreed that your life was F***ed and you need some common sense.
piemasterp 8
He's not smarter than a fifth grader...
NickyK 25
Common sense is much rarer than you'd imagine!
alex_vik 1
Quite frankly, that's what you get for being too horny to think.
amelinat 0
10 points for pervert ingenutity but 0 points for common sense.
_Elizabeth_ 0
Wow, you are a perv. With children around??
bezach 0
soon to be pedo
Amkii 0
LOL! I love this! I'm guessing they figured you weren't paying attention and accidentally pointed the camera away... and zoomed in... and stayed there... #5 - They're 5 years old. They're not going to realize the sexuality behind it. And it's not like they haven't seen boobs before. Only when they're older and re-watching the tape will they realize that little Billy's dad was a pervert.
commonsense 0
you were just checking out the goods. im talking bout the camera.
GameRater01 0
was it really necessary to use the camera for this? Besides, you should have a little more maturity than to ogle with a video camera, that's just creepy
Kassad_fml 0
pervert.. now what is the co-workers thinking about you.. creeeeepy
watupyo 0
No sympathy. Way to be a typical horny guy. Next time wait 'til you get home to start daydreaming.