Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my dad sleeps in the nude, when I rushed into my parents room at 3 a.m. to inform them that there was a bat in the house. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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monkeyspark 6
Incest: a game the whole familly can play.
FordPrefect 0
Did your balls touch?
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monkeyspark 6
Incest: a game the whole familly can play.
Kaplowitz 0
sounds like the start of a porno! edit: that wasnt meant to be a reply, but w.e
that_guy321 2
you might not have meant for it to be a reply, but it actually worked well, with what you replied to btw, i find the name rather funny
F_fatchick_lives 0
He just wanted to joust with his dad :)
Monado 0
You, 39, win this page.
DameGreyWulf 1
Lordy, 39, I have people sleeping! You made me almost choke trying to keep my laughter quiet.
_Akward_ 0
Coming soon, to a family near you.
youandme4ever_fml 0
yay!
FordPrefect 0
Did your balls touch?
hecuva 0
Or rather, did you touch each other's balls?
GluttunousQueen 0
or rather, did you enjoy it and start getting inappropriate with each other?
IDKOMGWTFTWROFLM 0
that was pretty weird. especially since it's his dad, not cause it was undoubtedly gay.
winnyshreds 0
oh man thats ****** up FYL
LoveAlways27 0
Akward !!
imtheman920 0
Nobody here knows how to spell awkward. Its not awkard or akward. OP: Shouldn't your dad be at work?
123sploosh 0
here not hear. you moronic hypocritical land mass.
reapfml 0
what?
nikktherocker 0
that made no sense. you fail, sir. the original poster did intend, and did correctly use that form of here. here –adverb 1. in this place; in this spot or locality (opposed to there ): Put the pen here. 2. to or toward this place; hither: Come here. hear –verb (used with object) 1. to perceive by the ear: Didn't you hear the doorbell? Q.E.D, suck it.
leeenerz 0
he said here...
crapthisismylife 0
HA! That's awesome!
AfricanChick 0
He probably said hear then edited.
PrinceTwilight17 0
It is hilarious how angry people get when someone makes a spelling mistake. It makes me LOL every time xD
peace7love2FML 0
I know seriously! it's a website we don't have to always be grammaticly correct!
CaptSkippy 9
Grammar Nazi ahhhh run for your life! D:
elmyra_duff 0
FAKE. i dont believe this. are you guys both idiots to run to the bathroom naked?
FordPrefect 0
I walk around naked if it's hot and I'm home alone. Is it that hard to believe?
girandwogpig 0
****** FAKE POLICE!!!
fancydragongirl 0
ummm if ur curtains are closed and stuff and doors are locked the police cant see
amberlovesorange 0
it's kinda human nature
wannabedoc 0
maybe now you should invest in a bathrobe
Rallred32 20
Or...incest in a bathrobe!
SimpleSimon 0
Oh my God are you that phobic? Unless your balls touched or you got you knob caught between his ass cheeks or something this really isn't so bad.
michcb 0
BAHAHAHAHA :D
Otherhats 20
Phobic? The issue isn't man on man, it's son on dad.
cuterthanuthink 0
rofl that must've been awkward.
BadOwner 0
well, at least you shared some quality time.
bunny911 16
Your profile picture makes your comment that much more epic.
jonnymohio 2
You're both guys. Doesn't matter. If it was your mom or sister, then different story.
lelouch0reki 4
I think he didn't like it because he they touched... You know what touched.