Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Plus, your dad is a cat person, right? What's the big deal about doggie-style anyways? My wife and I do that all the time -- I beg and she rolls over and plays dead.
v1kt4r 13
If your parents can still tell you who you can or cannot see, you're not supzd to be even ******* Thats makes this that much worse, definitely FYL
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Comments (137)
Blue_Coconuts 7
ah, daddy's little *****... ardorable.
responses 0
Today I walked in on my daughter having sex with a boy I told her not to date. did I mention doggy style? FML
winterharte 0
@63- That was pretty fail.
Philosophic 0
Bro - you have no idea how ******* hungry I am.
tinkerbell1357 0
ok???
taylorxsayss 0
what's doggie style?
chloelovestoswim 6
ask ur mom #75 lmao
bballer55 0
wow 75 ure dumb anti flood strikes again :(
deliciouscake 3
No u
glorialaura21 8
lol 75 are u twelve ?
Lucas_The_Troll 0
hah best position
soul_fml 0
Best? whathapoened to missionary?
Macromartyr 3
Damn I want to have sex so bad right now...
annalovescheese 0
sluzza.
iangoodall311278 0
like your style! :-)
brenkite 5
she's not "seeing" him
baby610 4
I agree with 3 that's pretty hot;)
NeatNit 33
I just found this FML through random and discovered that I had already voted FYL on it. wtf was I thinking back then?!
joshhh11 0
I agree with #2 sluzzzzaaaaa
fatalkiss 0
doggy's beast. when my gma walked in I was riding my bf. I thought shed have a heart attack
NIRVANAfan123 0
niiice! wat ended up happening?
kaycox3 0
same thing happened to me with my gma hahaha her fake teeth fell out... p.s. she's not a ****! sex happens(:
esines 9
Cool story *****
KolbeLogan 6
Skut
g3rusz 6
There's a thing called "pin tumbler lock". No, it's not a position from the Kama Sutra, but you might want to learn how to use it... it prevents anyone walking in on you.
bridgette5866 0
Hahahahahaahahaha win.
jf7609 0
lol that's awesome....the style that is! :D
tbbucs 0
lmao...and you dad doesn't like him why?
Brightblue2 14
Probably because they were caught having sex or they found out they were...
v1kt4r 13
If your parents can still tell you who you can or cannot see, you're not supzd to be even ******* Thats makes this that much worse, definitely FYL
bballer55 0
ure picture wins bro!!!!!!!
ily4life 0
agreed that's just wrong your probably way too young and that's the reason you aren't suppose to be with that guy! listening to your parents tends to help you in life, oh well just hope your not prego haha
film_addict1129 16
That really depends on the parents... I know people who are 18 or 20 and because they live at home while going to uni, their parents still try and tell them what to do and who they can see - does this mean they're too young to be having sex? I think not
Brightblue2 14
My partners mother is very controlling and he's almost 20... He still has a curfew of 10 but only when he's with me.
JarheadX_fml 0
you were cought, so might as well kept on getting ******
nikkamad 0
loool you gotta point