Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I was stuck in a stiflingly hot port-a-potty for 30 minutes with the worst bowel issues ever due to food poisoning. To make things worse, the maintenance guy came two minutes in to drain the thing and had to wait outside till I was done, muttering angrily at me as I took the humiliating walk of shame to my car. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to visit. We went to a cafe where I managed to lock myself in the toilet, breaking the key. I then had to wait for them to break down the door. I came out to applause from everyone, who had been laughing at me for 25 minutes. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML
Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
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bluehairedSam 11
The moments that make an hour feel like eternity...
tigeresscrazy 12
I do but if it's a choice between making a stink in public or messing my pant I'll deal with the guilt
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Comments (27)
bluehairedSam 11
The moments that make an hour feel like eternity...
Lorex 13
Damn what a shitty moment.
Catdragon 40
You should know better
Norja 33
That comment was worse than what was in her pants
macone 30
I once got stuck in an elevator for an hour and the smell and heat was so bad. I can only imagine how bad it would be, if someone had pooped in there.
_Shake_n_Bake__ 11
Did you just let it sit there in your pants?? Or did you take them off and try to clean up a little?
yerawizardlizzy 27
Why is this even a question? No one is going to try to clean that up IN the elevator.
Demon_of_Light 27
Especially considering the security cameras that are in most elevators
Core5555 9
Clean it? "i will scrape the chunks of shit off in this corner of the tiny box we're stuck in." "I'll make maid service wipe my shit off the elevator floor" Sounds great!
Catdragon 40
After seeing so many elevator deaths, I take the stairs.
Ben_Dover831 19
You should know better. OP got stuck in the elevator.
MulticoloredSlug 18
Sorry but YDI
mfmylifesrsly 30
Even if you don't agree with OP not wanting to use a public restroom, saying they deserved having them shit themselves in a stuck elevator is a little too harsh, imo.
KornyKid 20
they shouldn't off not gone if it was so bad they couldn't hold it for even 20 minutes.
MulticoloredSlug 18
Maybe OP should have went when they had the chance.
DoomedGemini 38
Social anxiety or social phobia could be why op didn't want to. Going to the restrooms if other people are in it can cause me a lot of anxiety. They didn't realize they'd not be able to go for longer, if they knew they'd get stuck in the elevator I doubt they would have taken it.
tigeresscrazy 12
I do but if it's a choice between making a stink in public or messing my pant I'll deal with the guilt
tigeresscrazy 12
Op so sorry that happened I understand not wanting to make a stink in public but maybe next time you should just deal with the guilt like I do cause it's better safe then sorry
fuckpotato 12
It would suck to be safe then sorry.
RichardPencil 32
At least the elevator repairman has a great story to tell his drinking buddies, his family, and maybe as the keynote speaker at an elevator repair conference. He deserves it for putting up with the smell!
TiggyBonkers 32
Aww bless you :( <3