Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
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BigCox3100 0
oh thats a complement. You must look young.
TheQuiet 2
Even if you were 16, she shouldn't have just come up and said that. People are unbelievably rude. Seriously, it's none of their business, screw off.
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Comments (313)
livelaughlove782 0
she was rude but isn't that somewhat a compliment that she thinks that you look 16, doesn't everyone want to look younger
FoundManyLemons 0
A little early to start giving your daughter advice, isn't it?
The_Disturbed 5
lol. Taki it as a compliment. You look 16. A.K.A. Your skin = flawless and you have the body of a teenager. Stop getting pissy and be happy. lol.
minkay 4
OR she could have the zit ridden skin of a 16 year old, and a be "late bloomer" with no boobs and that's why it's an fml. Haha
Ledo_fml 0
You should have replied, "Maybe if you spread yours once in a while, you wouldn't be such a bitch."
Honda288 2
I would have knocked that bitch across the room!
ocean_obsession 3
you should take it as a complement. It just means you look young for your age
nodbor 11
Kick her ass for the insult, then thank her for the compliment.
dubbleChic 6
its a good thing to look younger then wut u r. im only 12 going on 13 soon and sevrl OLDER guys have asked me out cuz i look 18. now thats an FML. lol
Amos_fml 0
I can't believe everyone saying to take it as a compliment when the old woman basically called the OP a 16 year old ****. That woman had no right whatsoever to come up and judge the OP, falsely not to mention, and should respect the fact that she's raising a child while there are so many parents in the world who do anything BUT raising their child. My older brother is 19 and has a 19 year old girlfriend. They have a 1 year old child together, and there was this instance when there were people glaring at them when the 3 of them were having a drink, and a woman had the nerve to walk up to them and ask for their age, and whether they thought it was smart to raise a child at rather young age. The logical think to do when you encounter rather young parents is respect him/her/them instead of judging them (poorly).
bman16 0
isn't that a good thing?