Today, I was dropping my new boyfriend off at his house. I'd never been there before, so he was giving me directions as I drove. We passed a small trailer home on the right. Without thinking, I said, "I'm so glad I don't live in a house like that." My boyfriend told me to turn right. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, I came home from three months off the continent. My parents drove me home, and when we drove past our house, I assumed we were going for a welcome home supper. Instead, we drove to a dilapidated trailer and my parents said, "Welcome home." We used to live in a large, beautiful two-story house. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML
Today, I was finally leaving my hometown to live in my dream city. Everything was packed, keys were handed in, goodbyes were made. The moment my truck began pulling out to get underway, the guy I'd gotten a room from in my new city called to inform me that he'd decided to rent to someone else. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
If you ended up dumping him because of the house he lives in, then you're a bitch.... Not saying you are though, just making a presumption.
LysssNysss 1
It seems like every fml is the same. "Today, I said something without thinking. FML"
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Comments (124)
allmidnighteyes 11
If you ended up dumping him because of the house he lives in, then you're a bitch.... Not saying you are though, just making a presumption.
sum1savemeh 0
I agree #1. I mean seriously?
bobnorris 0
trailers kick ass... **** YOU BITCH!!!
McMarlin 4
I think he'd be the one to dump her. OP would deserve that for being a jerk. Happens to the best of us.
outcastcutie3 0
op I hope he dumps your ass. you're a bitch even if you just think that.
pohkerfayce 0
owned.
CumShott 0
you need to chill out, Shes not a bitch for not wanting to live in a trailer. **** you
baden18830 5
oh come on. no one wants to live like that. she was just being honest and trying to maintain a conversation. FHL for living in a trailer
528Alice491 3
Think before you speak, and better yet, don't be a snooty twat. You get what your given and have to work up from there.
Caddy23 0
LOL the joys of speaking beore thinking.
amandam21 9
Sucks for u if u break up with him, because u would just be acting shallow
LysssNysss 1
It seems like every fml is the same. "Today, I said something without thinking. FML"
4dakill 0
Bet you did not think before posting this
damnthatsuck 0
actually they probably thought that out for a while before commenting, and edited it multiple times lol
LetItRock2009 0
haha, OOPS!
tonia_fml 0
yeaaa, you should just not talk.
rukiafujioka 0
Yeah, you were NOT thinking-poor guy.
Andy_King 0
i laughed at "poor guy" am i a bad person? i do feel sorry for him though
surreal 0
hahaha, i totally laughed at that too. oops! but personally i think it was an honest mistake. no offense but who WOULD want to live in a trailer?
hahaha6 0
He was IN the car with her. She was dropping him off......
bollywood_rocks 0
People who LIVE IN A TRAILER. Guess what,idiot? Living in a trailer costs more initially than living in a house because they either have to buy the land the trailer sits on or lease it IN ADDITION to paying for the trailer then connecting the sewage system,wiring it and after all that paying for utilities. I'm sure there are other costs like the cost of hauling the trailer to its destination. Maybe if you actually had a brain, you won't ask such an asinine question.
fuzzybunnysays 0
....then why would someone choose to live in a trailer if they're soo expensive??
Redneck325Ci 0
Because of the land that you get when buying one unless you lease the land. Also, most of them are bigger and nicer on the inside then an apartment. Although I've never lived in one, I've been in one. I've always lived in a house though...because I still live with my parents. Lol
crystal_clear 0
I live in a trailer, and they're not actually that bad. It's bigger than my friend's apartment.
CandyApple 0
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xsw33tyx101 0
LOL bullshit, it's not more expensive to own a trailer...
itsnotfair 0
*THAN an apartment. not THEN People need a grasp of the English language Sorry , but the stereotype is that poor people live in a trailer..Hence the term 'trailer trash'. They buy cheap land and can't afford to build a house so they buy a trailer; either that or they rent a trailer and own neither the trailer nor the land. You're deluded in thinking it's more comfortable than an apartment.
jordi_08 0
it does not cost more to live in a trailer than in a house wtf. youve obviously never bought a house DA
oftheblue 0
so just because someone is poor it makes them trash? nice look at all the reality shows now, full of RICH TRASH
Redneck325Ci 0
Go live in a trailer and then come back and say it's not more comfortable. I'm not disagreeing with you though, because I've always lived in a house, but still. Don't be judgmental unless you know for a fact.
itsnotfair 0
yeah, in houses you have to do all that too..therefore, houses = more expensive
trailerboy531 0
....look at my user name. Die in a fire, you bitch.
BigLord 0
Ouch, that seems almost on purpose lol
kb26hockey 0
you're kinda dumb. actually, that's a bit of a recurring theme here.
baden18830 5
wow, trashy and proud. u go Billy Ray Bobby
derekjeter92 0
Bitch
hk_fml 9
Ahh. How unfortunate for you. Do you think he'll dump your ass?
suckstobeyou3 0
you spoke without thinking. poor you. *sarcasm*